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There's that great top ten favorites thread, but c'mon... it's so much more fun to shred the movies you despise. So what are your ten least favorite movies? There are plenty of bad movies out there -- it's easy to go after pure shit like Plan 9 From Outer Space -- so you may have to be more creative and go for the ones that gave you a real headache or forced you to walk out of a theater hoping to get your money back.

01 - Napoleon Dynamite - The greatest "WTF? I don't get it" insomnia cure EVER!
02 - Battlefield Earth - So bad it circles around to so-bad-it's-good and shoots past that back to wretched.
03 - Transformers - Michael Bay can blow me.
04 - Wild Things - Walked out on this one.
05 - Top Gun - Walked out on this one, too.
06 - Batman & Robin -- Rifftrax is the only way to salvage this one.
07 - Star Trek: Nemesis - What an awful note to go out on.
08 - Armageddon - See #3.
09 - Gigli - Burn every copy, and avert your eyes from the flame.
10 - Adam Sandler. Pretty much anything he's been in.

I tried to pace myself and only used two Michael Bay movies. I would've added Pearl Harbor, but it's spared by the image of Josh Hartnett in uniform, mixed with my feverish hope that he'll start making out with Ben Affleck any second.
 
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woo this is going to take some thinking...

plus im in class right now
 
Halifirien said:
I would've added Pearl Harbor, but it's spared by the image of Josh Hartnett in uniform, mixed with my feverish hope that he'll start making out with Ben Affleck any second.
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Hm, good luck with that. And as I haven't seen half the movies on that list (and I suspect you would tell me not to see them anyway) I can't really agree or disagree with you. Though I do agree with your number one and I only saw 5 minutes of it. I want my 5 min back dammit.
 
1 - Elephant
2 - Elephant (seriously)
3 - Napoleon Dynamite (I dont know what sucked more: the movie, or my friends quoting it for a whole year after it came out)
4 - Rocky V (/sigh)
5 - Resident Evil 3 (the first two weren't very good, but the third movie was on a whole new level of suck)
6 - Borat (great as a skit, awful as a movie longer than a few minutes)
7 - Spiderman 3/Xmen 3 (I couldn't decide which I hated more)
8 - Anything by Uwe Boll (How does he keep getting work?)
9 - Speed 2 (How could you do that to me, Sandra Bullock?)
10 - The second Matrix. (Reloaded? I forget the name.)

I would rather punch my own mother in the stomach than have to sit through Elephant again.
 
1. Troll 2
2. Epic Movie
3. Beowulf (CG one)
4. Mask 2: Son of the Mask
5. I Know Who Killed Me
6. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
7. Speed 2
8. Dungeons and Dragons
9. D-War
10. Dumb and Dumberer

This is in no order, and this list was also hard to make... There are so many I want to name. lol. And the reasons for Santa zonquers the martians is because I watched it solely for its title... I was sad after having seen it.
 
Hali, I almost questioned why you didn't like Wild Things, but then I remembered it didn't appeal to your ... interests lol
 
1. Napoleon Dynamite
-Only thing worth watching in this movie was the dance scene
2. The Notebook (nuff said)
3. Paycheck
-Very disappointed
4. Gigli
5. Daredevil
-I'm starting to notice an Affleck trend
6. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone/Chamber of Secrets
7. All 3 new Star Wars
8. Matrix 3
9. Corky Romano
-Just fucking kill me, please
10. Old School
-I'm sorry, its just not for me.
 
Lanien said:
Hali, I almost questioned why you didn't like Wild Things, but then I remembered it didn't appeal to your ... interests lol
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I saw this with a group of three other gay guys and one straight boy. All of them stayed and watched the whole thing, while I decided I'd rather spend the rest of my time in the food court with a paperback. Not even my quasi-interest in seeing Kevin Bacon's wang could keep me in the theater.
 
1- Kazaam (the one with Shaq in it... yeah....)
2- The Talented Mr. Ripley
3- War of the Worlds (Tom Cruise and that creepy lil girl, no seriously the girl is going to be a serial killer one day)
4- Pretty Woman (who the hell dates a hooker??)
5- Starship Troopers 2
6- Epic Movie
7- Alone in the Dark (Tara Reid.....)
8- The Covenant
9- Glitter
10- Anything with Steven Segal (sp?)
 
can't make a full list since i rarely watch tv/movies anymore...

One I can't stand is...

Mask 2: Son of the Mask

dumbest movie ever

Hali: Whats wrong with Adam Sandler? =/
 
1 - I'll bandwagon and say "Napoleon Dynamite". I was born in Idaho. Really? It's not much like that at all, from what I've seen.
2 - Gigli. It was so bad, it made me hate "Daredevil". It was released after "Daredevil".
3 - "Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde" - only Tim Daly could fuck up a Robert Louis Stevenson classic.
4 - "Treasure Planet" - sorry, I forgot about Disney. This was a much weaker "Titan A.E."
5 - "The Matrix Reloaded" - for obvious reasons, it was only salvaged through some Messianic bullshit in "Revolutions".
6 - "Shrek 3" - CRAP. I have never wanted my money back so much.
7 - "The World is Not Enough" - mega-crap. (Yes, I'm quoting J. Jonah Jameson here) Only saving grace was the theme song.
8 - "Die Another Day" - So crappy, they had to get Madonna to do the theme song.
9 - "Showgirls" - even when edited, this movie sucks balls. And not in a porno-way.
10- "Slither" - I was completely unimpressed with this film :( I wanted to be scared (I am terribly afraid and hate slugs), and the movie made me somewhat giggle.
 
Worst Movies (in no particular order):

1. Napoleon Dynamite
2. American Pie
3. Wild Things
4. Showgirls
5. Most pop star crossover movies here

And while I would not put the Sound of Music on here as a bad movie, I have never been able to see the whole thing through without falling asleep. >_<
 
Khidir said:
Hali: Whats wrong with Adam Sandler? =/
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I just... don't think his movies are funny. At all. It goes beyond not being into his brand of humor, and more into actively disliking his movies. I can actually feel my IQ shriveling like a hard-on when you're surfing porn and accidentally click over to Nasty Granny Trannies. When I go down his list at IMDB, it's like most of his characters are variations of gibbering retard with anger control issues.

The possible exception to my Adam Sandler rule is Big Daddy and some parts of The Wedding Singer, but generally-speaking the words "Adam Sandler comedy" are oxymoronic to me.

And he keeps giving Rob Schneider work.
 
Halifirien said:
I can actually feel my IQ shriveling like a hard-on when you're surfing porn and accidentally click over to Nasty Granny Trannies.
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Right... Accidentally...

I don't know what his deal is anymore. I liked Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison, but then he made things like Little NIcky and Click, and now everything he does sucks ass.

I think Click was his worst movie. That was just plain awful. Its only saving grace was how hot kate Beckinsdale was in it. How hot, you ask? Super hot.
 
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Halifirien said:
And he keeps giving Rob Schneider work.
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This is the only reason I can find do dislike him.

Some of his characters aren't that great, but I loved Happy Gilmore, Big daddy, and I think it was Mr Deeds (where he finds out he inherits a ton of money)
 
1. Simon sez
2. From Justin to Kelly
3. Glitter
4. orgazmo
5. Chairman of the Board
6. ed tv
7. Tremors
8. Eragon
9. Catwoman
10. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
 
I wish I could think of ten really crappy moves, but so far, only two come to mind. I know there are tons of bad movies out there, I just tend not to watch them. However...

The Time Machine
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

...are two movies I regret paying to see.
 
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