I'm diggin your christmas colors.
If my mother was the the president and almost choked on a pretzel, I would never let her live it down. So you bet wrong. And I don't have a boyfriend, I have a girlfriend.
If you don't think it's funny, I think maybe you just don't get it.
Someone choking on a pretzel isn't funny.
The most protected man in the nation and elected leader of the free world choking on a pretzel is hilarious.
Glad you liked the colors, I used them to separate points.
Maybe you don't get it, it doesn't matter who it is, you, your mother, your mother who is our president, your boyfriend, our great appointed leader, the oldest supercentenarians on this planet, if you or someone approaches the limit of choking to death on something, it's not funny regardless of one's position. Period.