Butcher an aphorism; save a tree!

[Arctyrael]

This could be fun...

Anyone got any good aphorisms gone bad? Like so:
"a man can not move a mule to water which refuses to drink"

 

[Trippyhippy]

Is better than with the dignity death and the humiliation life.

They, essential freedom can give up, to reach a not very temporary safety, gain neither freedom nor safety.



It's real easy. Just enter you favorite aphorism into Babel Fish and translate it to a few different languages, then back to english.

 

[Excalibur]

Funny, but how does this save a tree? ...or is there something flying right over my head atm?

 

[JP]

That is lost time never.