Can someone spot me $1.5 million?

Pasquale

Pasquale

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This is exactly the type of place I've always wanted.

I really have three goals in life:
-Get filthy rich
-Become the world's greatest supervillain
-Have a threesome with Sandra Bullock, myself, and Jennifer Love Hewitt

I'm struggling on the first goal which is making the second goal impossible to achieve. And if I'm not a famous supervillain, neither of them will sleep with me.

But with my own underground missile silo already built, I can save a lot of time taking over the world, while releasing missiles filled with angry bees and DVD's of the movie Gigli.

So awesome.
 
If this is the same one I'm thinking of, Tool was rumored to have expressed interest in this a couple years back.
 
Sandra Bullock is one of the ugliest women i have ever layed my eyes on. Shes annoying as hell, and has like no body.

Why her? I can understand JLH but Sandra? Might as well throw Rosie O'donnel in her place...
 
I'll split the cost with you if I can have unconditional ownership of one of the silos.
 
Pasquale said:
-Become the world's greatest supervillain
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i would use the power of good to thwart your evil plans time after time, you are no match for my rediculously over colored spandex costume and my righteous mankind serving attitude
 
Tok said:
i would use the power of good to thwart your evil plans time after time, you are no match for my rediculously over colored spandex costume and my righteous mankind serving attitude
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so says the man with a fuckin decepticon in his sig. which also says "to punish and enslave".

HYPOCRIT!(caps)
 
exodusamphi said:
Sandra Bullock is one of the ugliest women i have ever layed my eyes on. Shes annoying as hell, and has like no body.

Why her? I can understand JLH but Sandra? Might as well throw Rosie O'donnel in her place...
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How can you spew such filth?

Xalioniaf said:
I'll split the cost with you if I can have unconditional ownership of one of the silos.
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Deal, as long as your missile silo is not used to harm my missile silo.
 
Zaltana said:
so says the man with a fuckin decepticon in his sig. which also says "to punish and enslave".

HYPOCRIT!(caps)
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>.> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
After you buy that base I can sell you some Puertorican Missles. So you can start playing World Destruction.
 
god this is exactly what i have always wanted too cept maybe in a city but underground
 
Pasquale.... You made the first mistake of being a super villain. You showed us where you live...
 
Lanien said:
Pasquale.... You made the first mistake of being a super villain. You showed us where you live...
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Damnit.

I'm new to the supervillain business, cut me some slack.

I'll make up for it by not monologuing before I kill heroes that try to stop me. (That's a lie, I love hearing myself talk. I'm gonna monologue and get foiled every time.)
 
Can I be an evil henchman? One with a name tag preferably ^^
 
Lanien said:
Can I be an evil henchman? One with a name tag preferably ^^
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Yes.

Once I come up with my supervillain gimmick, you'll be required to be in unifom/costume while on duty, of course, but I don't see why you can't wear a name tag over your uniform/costume.

Also, I should probably apply for The Guild of Calamitous Intent now, so I won't have to wait later.
 
Pasquale said:
Deal, as long as your missile silo is not used to harm my missile silo.
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I'll use it to make one of those evil leader's thone-type rooms with a gigantic, unnecessary staircase leading up to my throne, with tubes all around with bubbling liquid that's just carbonated water with a bit of food coloring and really doesn't lead anywhere to begin with.
My throne'll be rotatable and have a small table for my cat (who will have a scar and be wearing a monocle), as well as a button that I can use to open a trap door to send heathens over to your silo, where I'm sure you'll deal with them accordingly.
 
Lanien said:
Can I be an evil henchman? One with a name tag preferably ^^
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The trick isn't so much to have a name tag, as it is to NEVER HOLD A KEY OR ACCESS CARD. That shit gets you killed first. Seriously, if yer ever henchmanning and your boss hands you the key to the detention area, quit. Because you're already dead otherwise.
 
Xalioniaf said:
as well as a button that I can use to open a trap door to send heathens over to your silo, where I'm sure you'll deal with them accordingly.
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I'm filling my silo with gold coins, so I can swim around like Scrooge McDuck.

I guess we can have a separate area for your heathens. I'll fill that spot with scorpions that wear speakers that blast "Rock you like a hurricane." That way, your heathens can rock out as they get murdered to death by a sea of scorpions.

Best death ever? That's how I want to go out.
 
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