Can someone spot me $1.5 million?

[exodusamphi]

Not all of us are gay -AND- blind.

http://www.2nerdz.com/chris/images/Miss.jpg

No body at all, ha.

You guys have bad taste. No boobs, butterface, and not much of an ass = plain jane in my book.

ProTip: Just because shes skinny doesnt mean shes hot.

edit: I just have a different taste in women, IM NOT GAY (whiney tone)! Remember, its Myrrh that loves the BBC

 

[Pasquale]

Butterface!?

Step into my scorpion-filled office...

 

[Bedwarmer]

I'd like to apply for the position of inept perimeter guard. I promise to look every bit the part, yet fold like a lawn chair when I obliviously fail to detect the presence of the hero behind me. I swear to serve and obey, as well as fold like a lawn chair after a Judo Chop, or a Vulcan Death Pinch.

If this position is unavailable I'd like my secondary choice to be ignorant K-9 exterior guard. I promise I wont find the presence of delicious steaks, cooked to perfection, placed in the middle of the desert odd in any way. Same lawn chair vows apply to both positions.

Additionally:

Victory

 

[exodusamphi]

I'd like to apply for the position of inept perimeter guard. I promise to look every bit the part, yet fold like a lawn chair when I obliviously fail to detect the presence of the hero behind me. I swear to serve and obey, as well as fold like a lawn chair after a Judo Chop, or a Vulcan Death Pinch.

If this position is unavailable I'd like my secondary choice to be ignorant K-9 exterior guard. I promise I wont find the presence of delicious steaks, cooked to perfection, placed in the middle of the desert odd in any way. Same lawn chair vows apply to both positions.

Additionally:

Victory

If that was directed at me, i never said she wasnt hot

edit: quoted so pic would come up again for sheer awesomeness

 

[Pasquale]

Victory

A for effort, but no one is debating my girlfriend Jennifer Love Hewitt's hotness.

Sandra Bullock is the one in question, and I have that answer right here.

 

[Bedwarmer]

If that was directed at me, i never said she wasnt hot

edit: quoted so pic would come up again for sheer awesomeness

It was directed at nobody. Just for general uses (take that as you will) and possibly a small bribe to get me hired.

 

[exodusamphi]

Maybe its the terrible movies shes in that gives me a bad impression of her, but i still dont think shes hot. Any girl can look pretty with enough makeup and the right camera angle. Im not discrediting her looks according to you guys but just pointing out.

 

[Bedwarmer]

Maybe its the terrible movies shes in that gives me a bad impression of her, but i still dont think shes hot. Any girl can look pretty with enough makeup and the right camera angle. Im not discrediting her looks according to you guys but just pointing out.

I gotta point out that "You guys" does not apply to me.

This Just doesn't work for me.

 

[exodusamphi]

I gotta point out that "You guys" does not apply to me.

http://www.douglass.co.uk/webpromote/celebs/ Just doesn't work for me.

PS: How do you hide url's in words like Pasq. did earlier? I can't figure it out.

Shoulda thrown a NSFW in there...

and its [ url=http://someurl.com]click me click me![/url]

to test... i love you

 

[Bedwarmer]

Shoulda thrown a NSFW in there...

Crap, it's not even the correct damn picture. I better fix that lol. sorry.

 

[Xalioniaf]

Crap, it's not even the correct damn picture. I better fix that lol. sorry.

Of course, I have to wonder why that first website was on your clipboard before in the first place...

 

[Bedwarmer]

Of course, I have to wonder why that first website was on your clipboard before in the first place...

A single guy with an intrawebs connection and a Celebrity nudes site bookmarked? Color me shocked.:crazy:

 

[exodusamphi]

lol.

I think that applies to most of us here

 

[Zaltana]

Maybe its the terrible movies shes in that gives me a bad impression of her, but i still dont think shes hot. Any girl can look pretty with enough makeup and the right camera angle. Im not discrediting her looks according to you guys but just pointing out.

i think he's covering up his gayness to hard. just let it out dude. we wont hate you.

 

[Myrrh]

You people have no taste if you don't find Sandra Bullock hot. I've had a crush on her since I was 13 FFS. <_<

 

[Lecreuset]

You people have no taste if you don't find Sandra Bullock hot. I've had a crush on her since I was 13 FFS. <_<

You're not helping poor Sandra's case. -.-

 

[exodusamphi]

i think he's covering up his gayness to hard. just let it out dude. we wont hate you.

Girlfriend and my pr0n stash say otherwise.

Myrrh, go back to your BBC

 

[Lecreuset]

Girlfriend and my pr0n stash say otherwise.

Recent posts of yours make us question if these are just to maintain the appearance of being hetero. <3

 

[exodusamphi]

How am I gay for thinking Sandra Bullock is ugly? God damn

 

[Kelyon]

Girlfriend and my pr0n stash say otherwise.

Myrrh, go back to your BBC

Girlfriend = Drag

Pr0n= Gay Pr0n

and Myrrhs BBC = your cock.

win?