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oh joy...now I'll be behind again and go through with drawl while beings surrounded by 2000 other teens and pre teens and go out of my f**king mind.

I'll you you sexy people on Monday, I just ask you all to not break anything or steal Davion's cookies...Pz.
 
Heh.
Well ... If you truly hate church camp so much and they do try to brainwash you like I keep on hearing you guys say you can always study the bible to refute crap they say about it.
Take for example the whole virgin mary thing. Jeseu had like 8 siblings. Chances are she didnt stay a virgin her whole life while married to Joseph.
 
True, but I think the central idea is that she was a virgin for Jesus. Once God was finished using her as his vessel, she was free to get busy with Joseph and churn out the rest of the family. I hope Joseph got a sideline chat from one of the supernatural higher-ups about blueballs.

This makes me want to go watch that Jesus Camp documentary again.
 
lol, yeah Hal's right. Mary gave birth to Jesus first, and when she did she was a virgin. Afterwards, there was no reason she couldn't pump out the rest of the kids.
 
The Power Of Christ Compels You! The Power Of Christ Compels You!
 
Halifirien said:
True, but I think the central idea is that she was a virgin for Jesus. Once God was finished using her as his vessel, she was free to get busy with Joseph and churn out the rest of the family. I hope Joseph got a sideline chat from one of the supernatural higher-ups about blueballs.

This makes me want to go watch that Jesus Camp documentary again.
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Yes that is true but the church has been attempting to lie and say mary was a virgin her whole life for centuries. Hence revealing that little tidbit might surprise alot of the people there when they try to drill into your head the lie that mary stayed a virgin her whole life.
 
When I was younger, a friend of mine went to 'Church Camp' at a local college. They'd actually gathered a bunch of congregations younger members, from a wide area, and took over a campus for 3 weeks or so. Mind you, this was when Punk and Ska were really on the resurgance, so they had all these Christian/Ska Straight-Edge bands there. I got to see all the pictures. People walking around in like really nice super church clothes and their little 'dorms' all made up in 'I love Jesus' memerobilia... scared the hell outta me. The pictures of the 'prayer discussion groups' are what really got me. One man standing, and about 2-3 hundred preteens and teenagers sitting around him transfixed.

No, I would not like any Kool-Aid today, thank you.
 
God cock blocks. Everyone else takes Dmg.
 
Helius said:
oh joy...now I'll be behind again and go through with drawl while beings surrounded by 2000 other teens and pre teens and go out of my f**king mind.

I'll you you sexy people on Monday, I just ask you all to not break anything or steal Davion's cookies...Pz.
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Quit bitchin', go enjoy it and find yourself a nice Church girl. ;)

- Lec
 
Myrrh said:
God cock blocks. Everyone else takes Dmg.
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Funny "God cock-blocking" story: (Kind of. My friends blame me, I blame God.)

I was watching a movie with this girl, and at some point during the movie, our hands had met. It was all gooey, romantic blah blah when our fingers interlocked.

After a few minutes of holding hands, we did the whole, turn heads in, slow-lean-in thing.

As we were leaning for what would have been the most romantic first kiss ever, my other hand slips and hits the remote, changing the channel to the Bible Network.

We both turn away and start nervously giggling. Then neither of us said anything. I broke the silence by making fun of the Bible Network, because I'm stupid.

Jason: Who watches this crap?
Girl: Crap?
Jason: Yeah, its super boring...
Girl: How could you call this crap?
Jason: Because its super boring?
Girl: Religion is not super boring.
Jason: Fine. Let's watch this then.

We sat and watched the Bible Network for twenty minutes in complete silence. Then we started arguing about why I was such an ass.

Awesome.
 
Yeah, um, Pasquale? God had a higher purpose in cock-blocking you that night. Trust me. My friend just got out of a religeonship and it ended pretty badly, mostly because she couldn't "save" him.
 
Lecreuset said:
Quit bitchin', go enjoy it and find yourself a nice Church girl. ;)

- Lec
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Church girls at bible camp fucking rock. Oh man, it's the only reason I liked going to that shit.
 
Elohim said:
Yeah, um, Pasquale? God had a higher purpose in cock-blocking you that night. Trust me. My friend just got out of a religeonship and it ended pretty badly, mostly because she couldn't "save" him.
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I totally know that chick.

Well, I did until she found out I wasn't Christian and stopped talking to me ^^;; Way to put a good face on the Religion, eh?
 
I actually enoyed church camp. >.> I was always in the cirlce of friends where someone messed something up. Like one year a couple of my guy friends toliet papered the boys' dorm. Also my sister and I had a guy in our room at some time but we weren't doing anything except talking and trying to stay away from people. We also joked about things during inappropriate times. There was always a dance at the end of the week and my sis and I would booty dance a little. Yeah, we'd get told to stop that. XD

I was part of the planning committe for it as well but I'm also big on not pushing my beliefs on people. I bet the leaders thought I was bad. XD
 
The crap in Jesus Camp is all I can picture now when it comes to church camp. Talk about terrifying. I remember being horrified after going to a friend's pentecostal church, and the entire children's sermon being about the tortures the damned undergo. That was a big part of me steering myself away from religion.
 
When I was 14 years old I went to a week long Church camp, I brought a quarter and my pipe with me and smoked it all in the course of about 5 days while staying there.
I smoked a bowl in the bathroom of a private Christian school once too. That was where I had to go to take my ACT when I was in highschool.
 
What is this documentary of which you speak - Jesus Camp? Is it somethin I'm likely to find on YouTube, or will I have to make a trip to my local Video/Tanning booth/Bait and Tackle Store?

I'd really like to watch this. There's nothing more entertaining, in my opinion, than watching the utter corruption and subversion of a true visionary's message. Of course, I've always been the kinda guy that likes a good mad-on every once in a while :P
 
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