cliche teenagers

[Tim Wakefield]

This topic need moar revenge

Make them eat thier parents ala Eric Cartman

I was thinking the same thing. Make sure Radiohead is there.

 

[CmdrFly]

Did I mention it was 4 girls?

Each dressed up as a increasingly slutty actress / singer

I see. Change of plans, have sex with them then stab them.

My old man went apeshit one year when people egged our brand new house... he'd just finished building it, him and his buddy only, then our first halloween they were watching TV and heard the eggs crack against the patio window.

There was no patio at the time so it was about a 10 foot drop to the ground, where there was about 2 feet of fairly fresh snow (gogo northern BC). Soon as my old man heard those cracks though, he ran straight for the patio door, threw it open, then leaped out of the house like a friggin mutant and went running for the kids. In the snow. With no shoes on.

At the same time, my mom ran out to the garage and jumped in the car. She ripped around the block like a redneck Andretti and found the little bastids running down the street behind our house. Right behind them was a bald Italian dude screaming in a blind rage.

Anyways the guys were looking over their shoulder to see how far away my dad was, so she drove the car up and made a roadblock in front of them. The kids were so fucking stupid they didn't even hear the car and one of em ran right into it, making a perfect 90º angle with his legs and upper body.

Turned out it was one of my sister's friends...

 

[delsus]

Did I mention it was 4 girls?

Each dressed up as a increasingly slutty actress / singer

had that at work but was 1 sluty and 1 underage teen

 

[Mattaru]

Plan: Get a couple houses ahead. When they ring the doorbell you open the door and donkey punch all of them.

 

[Myrrh]

had that at work but was 1 sluty and 1 underage teen

Hey look the OP just flew over your head.

 

[Arctyrael]

Plan: Get a couple houses ahead. When they ring the doorbell you open the door and donkey punch all of them.

or better yet - realize that if you aren't giving candy out, that it is more fun to sabotage fuckers that intend to roll/egg your house...

Plan Ahead... =D :nyam:

 

[exodusamphi]

Just wait until next year and lace all their candy with crazy shit so they learn not to come back...

 

[Tymon]

Just wait until next year and lace all their candy with crazy shit so they learn not to come back...

I would never do that. My friends 3 year old brother almost died last year because of someone lacing shit with enough heroin to kill 5 guys.

 

[Andreva]

I would never do that. My friends 3 year old brother almost died last year because of someone lacing shit with enough heroin to kill 5 guys.

The problem I see with this is that heroin is fucking expensive. He mighta laced it with something cheaper in an amount able to kill 5 guys, but I doubt it was heroin. Also, it is was enough to kill 5 guys, how come it couldnt even polish off a 3 year old? I call bullshit on this!

 

[Kougaaiji]

This is why I live in Oklahoma.




lol, and to think this still isn't as bad as Texas =P

Seriously though, break into my house in the middle of the night and I will freaking shoot you first and ask questions later.

hmmm... in the lone star state we have legal right in some countys to shoot mexicans jumping the boarder.

 

[Arctyrael]

Remind me to not get near the Texas/Mexico border when I'm drunk... A re-enactment of the crossing might not go so well. v.v

 

[Guiller]

In America, I can buy a gun and shoot their ass.

As long as they are on my property and I don't shoot em in the back, it's oh so legal.

If I did that in canada, they'd just come pick em up in the ambulance and fix em for free.

that is funny but I <3 Canada

 

[K. Ishitar]

This thread delivers

and TN rocks (because I live in it)

 

[Sneakypants]

I see. Change of plans, have sex with them then stab them.

Stab them during sex, a la Basic Instinct, with an ice pick.
Then, you know, since they'll be dead, you don't have to feel so guilty for blowing it all over their pretty faces.

 

[CmdrFly]

Stab them during sex, a la Basic Instinct, with an ice pick.
Then, you know, since they'll be dead, you don't have to feel so guilty for blowing it all over their pretty faces.

Good thinking... they'll still be warm to boot so you can take your time or finish it off quickly, and not have to put up with any bitching.

Not to mention it introduces another hole...

 

[Tymon]

I'm positive it was heroin.

Though, I'm not so positive it was enough to kill 5 guys lol, that was an exaggeration.

Maybe it was a DD or somthing with spite.

And that heroin was spread out over several pieces of candy, he apparently only ate one, if even that

 

[Sneakypants]

Not to mention it introduces another hole...

Now I'm convinced you're on the right track! :spiteful:

 

[delsus]

Good thinking... they'll still be warm to boot so you can take your time or finish it off quickly, and not have to put up with any bitching.

Not to mention it introduces another hole...

left and right ears
left and right holes in nose
mouth
left and right eye ball sockets
ass
and depning on the sex 1 more hole

god CmdrFly how many do u need

 

[Sneakypants]

left and right ears
left and right holes in nose
mouth
left and right eye ball sockets
ass
and depning on the sex 1 more hole

god CmdrFly how many do u need

For your sake. For your cock's sake...I hope those are some abnormally large nostrils you're talking about.

 

[Isollde]

Off-topic: ya'll are some special people.. but this was a good 10 minutes of entertainment here at work!! As Khidir said, This thread delivers!!

To OP: That sucks, I would have to agree with mostof the people here, hunt them down, and gut them like a fish :3