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omg, are you serious? You realize Giaganta and Grodo from Soddy too?
 
Demovarian said:
Massive Lawls here, we go from trick or treating fiascos, to necrophelia, to racism, to politics all in one thread. Btw in america you CANNOT be prosecuted for being a racist unless you specify a person by name or your racism extends to you blocking them of their rights as US citizens. Ex: I will NOT hire you because you are black and I hate blacks. ~ Not legal.
I WILL hire you but I hate you because your black. ~ Perfectly legal. and you cannot specify by name because then it is grounds for Slander. Actually to be perfectly honest I am going off of how things were not long ago, something may have changed since then. Please inform me if I am wrong. And as for the slutty girls slashing your tires thing, as I said before that sucks, but now, instead of shooting them, or maming them, take these steps to ensure their eternal suffering.
Step 1: Lock them in your basement and break their legs and arms so they cannot move.

Step 2: If you must, (you sick bastards) have your way with them, (use a condom, last thing you need is a love/rape child.)

Step 3: Tie them to a chair, drag them upstairs, and make them watch you play 11, because as we all know, watching someone pt is not NEARLY as fun as doing it. In fact its damn boring.

Step 4: When they try and scream or something, rip their voiceboxs out.....
Ok thats not eternal suffering unless they dont scream, but hey it solves your problem either way. =P And yeah i know, thats still maming them.(God im going to hell for this.)
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Worst torture ever =(
 
Chazza said:
because of this in England we can't even say "blackboard" anymore, which has been it's rightful name for several hundred years. We can't sing the nursery rhyme "bah bah blacksheep". it's just pathetic.
but yah went a bit off-topic
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OT or not, that's fucking ridiculous.

Uzor said:
If a man touched a woman on the ass, she can slap you, and the police would probably just laugh if you tried to sue her. But if a woman touch a man, and the man slap her, it would be a whole lot worse.
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While I agree that it is biased and I don't think people should just be smacking each other around, you do realize if I were to hit a man he could just laugh it off. If a man hit me, I'd probably be knocked the fuck out.
 
Arctyrael said:
omg, are you serious? You realize Giaganta and Grodo from Soddy too?
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Lol yea.. Gia is my brother lmao
 
I live in memphis D:
 
Tymon said:
I live in memphis D:
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Is it me.. or is there like 20 people from Tennessee...
 
Calais said:
OT or not, that's fucking ridiculous.
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No, ridiculous is in Sweden where they tried to ban urinals. What's more ridiculous was that on a limited scale they succeeded.


Calais said:
While I agree that it is biased and I don't think people should just be smacking each other around, you do realize if I were to hit a man he could just laugh it off. If a man hit me, I'd probably be knocked the fuck out.
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Yes and no. Obviously there are simple issues like women who are bigger than the men they're with being perpetrators of abuse, and oddly enough the men in question being unable to find help if they get desperate enough to look for it.

For myself, if a woman struck me with both then intent and the capability to cause physical harm, I'd treat her the same way I would anyone else.

The sad part is that I'd probably be the one who goes to jail.
 
Mirewen said:
Pot is legal there isn't it? I think that answers your question.
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Pot makes you mellow and chill. Not a crazy urinal hater. Maybe if all the pot turned everyone into a crazy hippie and they decided to do away with toilets and be free and natural...?

Y'know, nevermind. I don't want to know.
 
Tymon said:
I just got my tires slashed because my brother / room mate wouldn't give some 17 year olds candy.

I'm not generalizing, but I might as well because it seems like 90% of them would do the same thing.

Get a life outside of the box, seriously.
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Well...can you really blame them? I mean why DIDNT you give them candy? Was your candy too good for them?

Get a garage >:3
 
Fucking complainers... (the swedish woman mouth piss thing), Just make it even and put a mans lips as a toilet seat for women.

O wait, that would be sexist towards the women too, nvm.

Sex > Austria
 
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