Cloverfield Monster reavealed in new trailer!

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Rumor has it that this is the toy.

I don't think it is, but who knows.
 
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That's a pretty cool toy, but I don't think it's that either. In on of the previews, the one on the movies main homepage I think, you can hear someone yell "it has tentacles".

Manbearpig must've grown some tentacles.
 
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Eh... I'm throwing a guess out there that the monster is Blackzilla.
 
As much as this movie is expected to suck (I really don't want it to suck), it will NOT suck as much as Dragon Wars.

And that's the mother effin' truth! XD
 
As much as this movie is expected to suck (I really don't want it to suck), it will NOT suck as much as Dragon Wars.

And that's the mother effin' truth! XD

If Epic movie hadnt come out last year I wouldve given Dragon Wars the worst title of the year award.

Well, I didn't see Epic Movie so its possible that was better based solely on the fact that it wasn't trying to be a serious movie ;<
 
If Epic movie hadnt come out last year I wouldve given Dragon Wars the worst title of the year award.

Is Epic Movie really that bad? Dam, I give movies a very big chance. Heck, Pootie Tang is one of my favourites movies of all time (but you have to watch it drinking or drunk). When I say a movie is bad, it is in the House of the Dead league.

You guys are more selective than I am thou. lol
 
Is Epic Movie really that bad? Dam, I give movies a very big chance. Heck, Pootie Tang is one of my favourites movies of all time (but you have to watch it drinking or drunk). When I say a movie is bad, it is in the House of the Dead league.

You guys are more selective than I am thou. lol

I'm not that selective at all. And read my 2nd sentence >.> I didnt see epic movie, only dragon wars, wish I hadnt.
 
Meet The Spartans will be the same :P
 
Epic Movie was absolutely completely and utterly horrible. I have high hopes for Meet the Spartans but not holding my breath.
 
Epic Movie was absolutely completely and utterly horrible. I have high hopes for Meet the Spartans but not holding my breath.

How? Isnt it made by the same people? ;<

its tagline is...

If you hated Epic Movie, well we made a part two bitches!
 
How? Isnt it made by the same people? ;<

its tagline is...

If you hated Epic Movie, well we made a part two bitches!

Exactly, it was made by the same people. Meaning after 5 movies the jokes are old and over used. Epic Movie was the same thing as Date Movie, people not knowing when to quit. They did good on Scary movie 1 and 2, 3 was meh, and 4 was horrible, then we have Date Movie...
 
If Epic movie hadnt come out last year I wouldve given Dragon Wars the worst title of the year award.

Well, I didn't see Epic Movie so its possible that was better based solely on the fact that it wasn't trying to be a serious movie ;<

No Epic Movie sucked big time.

That's why I don't want to see Meet the Spartans.
 
Exactly, it was made by the same people. Meaning after 5 movies the jokes are old and over used. Epic Movie was the same thing as Date Movie, people not knowing when to quit. They did good on Scary movie 1 and 2, 3 was meh, and 4 was horrible, then we have Date Movie...

I actually liked 3 more than 2. 4 was terrible and should go dine in hell.
 
Epic Movie was absolutely completely and utterly horrible.

You obviously weren't high when you saw it then. I watched that movie stoned with my stoned brother and 3 sober people. Me and my brother thought it was fucking hilarious and all the sober people had the same opinion as you.

As much as this movie is expected to suck (I really don't want it to suck), it will NOT suck as much as Dragon Wars.

And that's the mother effin' truth! XD

I loath that movie with every fiber of my being...that was the biggest letdown since Pearl Harbor turned out to be a chick flick. Seriously, I had such high hopes for that movie, the previews looked fucking awesome, then we got to the theater and my party were the only people there (I should have known something was up). That movie was absolute shit, the stupidest fucking movie ever. I mean, they even used chinese dragons for the main good/evil dragons, how fucking lame is that. Oh, a snake with legs, that's real fucking impressive, they could have at least been badass looking medieval dragons, but no, they had to do everything in their power to make that movie as horrible as they could get it. That movie was a fucking waste of 7 dollars.
 
No Epic Movie sucked big time.

That's why I don't want to see Meet the Spartans.

I'm sure it did. But have you seen Dragon Wars? God that movie made me want to cry, and not because there was any emotional stuff in it. It just sucked hardcore wang. I'm just trying to figure out which is is more godawful, both seem pretty good contenders. I meant I might get a chuckle or 2 out of epic movie. Dragon Wars was just torture throughout.
 
I'm sure it did. But have you seen Dragon Wars? God that movie made me want to cry, and not because there was any emotional stuff in it. It just sucked hardcore wang. I'm just trying to figure out which is is more godawful, both seem pretty good contenders. I meant I might get a chuckle or 2 out of epic movie. Dragon Wars was just torture throughout.

It did have a few cool scenes, good graphics and such. I think there were 3 or 4 sceens of the "dragon wars" that I enjoyed. But yeah, everything else, shit eating cockmaster.
 
Not Another Teen Movie was at least funny :P
 
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