Conspiracy theorists want to know: Did we land on the moon?

[Tristam Green]

Hey, you, get your damn hands off my moon.

But seriously. We landed on the moon much earlier than 1969, y'all. Reference the following ACTUAL IMAGE OF A ROCKET LODGED IN THE MOON'S EYEBALL, from the early part of the 20th century.

 

[Skaw]

Everyone knows the Moon was destroyed by a Special Beam Cannon. Fucking newbs.

Then how do I land on it to kill drones to unlock my specialist classes in Mass Effect?!

 

[Langly]

We were there.

We found out it WASN'T made of cheese.

Never been back since.

-Behold... the power of cheese.

 

[RaidrX]

Come on guys, they did the necessary work to figure all this stuff out so it must be true.

 

[Makelith]

It actually wasn't us who landed on the moon, but everyone's favorite cheese loving odd couple.