Curopt-a-wish Forum Game

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So this forum game pretty much kicks ass. Here is how it goes.

I make one wish, it can be whatever. The person who posts after me says wish granted, then puts the worst possible scenario that could come of that wish. Then they state their own wish and the game continues.

Wish:

I wish that I had $100,000,000 in my pocket!
 
Your pants would fall down in public due to the massive amount of cash in your pockets, money would fall everywhere, causing a gigantic accident with 40 cars involved, one of which explodes, causing a chain reaction making all the cars in the pileup explode. The explotion sends shockwaves throughout the city, collapsing the buildings nearest to you, and damaging others. The collapsed building falls on top of you, and you die.

Wish:

I wish I had feet that never got sore due to long work days.
 
You now have cybernetic feet after being part of an accident at the buzzsaw factory.

I wish I had a new computer
 
Your computer turns out to be Skynet, killing most of humanity.

Someone take my wish...
 
You wished for me to take you wish so i did. First thing i did was wish for 3 wishes. With the first wish, i made sure you got locked in a metal box, with my second wish, i wished for me to be the ruler of the world and i tyranized everyone/thing. with my third wish, I gave you your wish back, but since you were in a box you couldn't use it. So pretty much everyone but me looses with your wish, muwhahahhaha.


And now since i have world power, i wish for a puppy!!!!
 
The puppy is Kujo. (I think, Stephen King evil dog... or the dog from ghostbusters)

I wish for this wish to not got horribly wrong.
 
Your wish is granted and you lead a horribly bland life ending in your suicide.

I wish I had the same mutant power as wolverine (no not the fuckin' claws jackass, the healing power)


edit: VVVV damnit! I'm not even a fanboy, I jsut thought it would be cool to not get sick >.<
 
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You gain the power of wolverine, causing all the women around you to run in fear of your fanboy addiction of a marvel comic. you get no p***y for the rest of your life, eventually leading to your self realization and suicide.

i wish that i wish that 'Jelly beans' were actually 'jelly' beans.
 
...and, upon eating one of those "jelly" beans, it becomes severely clogged in your mouth, resulting in you choking to death.

I wish DRG was the unquestionable top DD in FFXI. (oh, <zing!>)
 
EVERYONE floods to DRG in a bid to be uber, SE seeing this, and noticing noone is playing anything else in the melee department, nerf the snot outa you and your wyvern.

I wish for icecream.
 
Your wish is granted!

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I wish for a golden toilet...
 
wish granted.

Upon everyone finding out that you have a golden toilet your house is raided by all the homosexuals of the world and you are ganged raped to death because of your sexy golden toilet thus ending your life with your head on the rim.

I wish for the ocean to turn into beer
 
tonicfly said:
wish granted.

Upon everyone finding out that you have a golden toilet your house is raided by all the homosexuals of the world and you are ganged raped to death because of your sexy golden toilet thus ending your life with your head on the rim.

I wish for the ocean to turn into beer
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Men being unable to bring themselves to polute beer stop dumping toxic waste in the ocean and instead select your neighbourhood for secret toxic waste dumping, you eventually die a painful death due to cancer.

I wish starcraft ghost would come out.
 
Wish granted, but in the rush to get the game out, blizzard forgot to add music and everyone talked in spanish. In addition, blizzard released all their server information for d2, WoW, and SC. Hackers destroy all of blizzard's servers. Blizzard becomes bankrupt and no more games are created by blizzard. And since its the worst possible scenerio, three kittens died.

I wish i had an unlimited source of ganja!
 
Krisy said:
Wish granted, but in the rush to get the game out, blizzard forgot to add music and everyone talked in spanish. In addition, blizzard released all their server information for d2, WoW, and SC. Hackers destroy all of blizzard's servers. Blizzard becomes bankrupt and no more games are created by blizzard. And since its the worst possible scenerio, three kittens died.

I wish i had an unlimited source of ganja!
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Wish granted, but it contains 0% THC and you can't find a lighter anywhere.

I wish all the idiots in the world would die.
 
whoops, check the next one lol
 
Wish Granted!

Eulore dies. No one else. lol j/k :D


I wish for Jesus to fight Muhammed in a boxing match.
 
Lanien said:
Wish Granted!

Eulore dies. No one else. lol j/k :D


I wish for Jesus to fight Muhammed in a boxing match.
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Jesus turns the other cheek and Muhammed knocks him out in a 1-2 combination and you lose all your money from the over/under.

I that Super Ninja would finally kick Norris's ass.
 
granted

however, when the ninja declared victory over Chuck Norris, Mr. Rogers came in his bloodstained sweater, ate all the dogs mentioned in this post, stole the Golden toilet after ass raping someone, installed it in your house, and took the worlds largest poop in your kitchen.

I wish that I could quit FFXI -- the most addicting thing since Cocaine.
 
Wish granted, but uppon doing so, you became addicted to cocaine, and wasted all of your money on that, resulting in the selling of your house, pets, family, and eventually your own liver to support your cocaine addiction.

I wish Blackchaoshero will grant my wish!
 
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