Curopt-a-wish Forum Game

[jender]

You have no illness but you completely take life for granted. Your existence becomes meaningless and your time here on earth is completely wasted.

I wish the Fountain of Youth really existed and I could be young forever.

Granted! But while swimming around in the fountain, you lose track of time and upon exiting realize that you have back tracked and are stuck at the age of 13 for all eternity. Your braces grow back, you are sporting a New Kids on the Block T shirt, and constantly use phrases like "Not!" and "Schwingggg!" in regular daily speech.

I wish I didn't have to get married in a church.

 

[decidence]

Granted! But while swimming around in the fountain, you lose track of time and upon exiting realize that you have back tracked and are stuck at the age of 13 for all eternity. Your braces grow back, you are sporting a New Kids on the Block T shirt, and constantly use phrases like "Not!" and "Schwingggg!" in regular daily speech.

I wish I didn't have to get married in a church.

Granted!
While getting married outside on a beach in Hawaii, a record setting earthquake hits the island in the middle of your vows which causes not only the handmade elaborate outdoor altar to fall apart and knock your husband to be into a coma but seriously injures six family members.

Wish: I had a well paying job that I enjoyed doing.

 

[Answa~]

Wish granted!

While in a shoot, one of the girls you were "acting" with gave you a little gift: her HIV virus.

I wish I could find a reasonable schedule for next semester.