Day 1 over, and no Chocobo.

Moriki said:
That's because alot of america are Creationists/Mormon/Scientologists/Aethiest

So when you ask which came first, chicken or the egg, you would get. . .

Creationists: Chicken, for god made it.
Mormon: God.
Scientologist: The chickens were brought to earth by Xenu 75 million years ago! Stacked around volcanoes and blown up with Hydrogen bombs! Look at KFC's colonel sanders, it is L.Ron Hubbard with a beard on! So on earth, neither the chicken or the egg came first, but the Volcano!

Meanwhile the Aethiest views them all with a sceptisism, exept the scientologist who he laughs at. The scientologists proceeds to sue him.

LMAO!!!!

Don't forget the
Buddists: The egg, nor the chicken matter, only the spirit
Hindu: Eating meat is wrong, so who cares which comes 1st, it is all sacred life
Muslims: Can we put explosives in the eggs....what about the chickens?
Jews: Which ever you're willing to pay more for, came 1st
 
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