What's worse than smoking pot with a baby?
Making a bong out of it...
What's worse than that?
That depends on which end you pack....
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What's white, blue and yellow and you find it at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with slashed floaties...
What's red, blue, and yellow and you find it on top of the water in the pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.
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What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib?
A pedophiles ass
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How do you keep a baby from falling in a man hole?
You stick a javalin through its head.
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How do you keep a baby from crawling across the floor?
You nail its foot down...
How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles on the floor?
You nail its other foot down....
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How do you get a baby in a bowl?
A blender...
How do you get a baby out of a bowl?
Nachos!
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What is easier to unload? A truck full of bowling balls or a truck full of dead babies?
A truck full of dead babies because you can use a pitchfork.
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What's red, screams, and sounds metalic when it crawls across the floor?
A baby with a fork stuck in both eyes.
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What's the worse thing about being a clown at a kids birthday party?
Washing the blood out of your clown suit.
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ok I draw the line there... I know tons of dead baby jokes and that's all I can think of off the top of my head XD >.>
I dont know which is scarier... the fact I know so many or the fact that I am a girl and I love dead baby jokes.