Detox / Body Cleaning

Been clean for like 4 days. It is fucking shitty. I was a daily smoker. I am having some nasty withdraw effects. Mood swings, depression. Shit sucks.
 
Good luck on that. At least your not in the military. In my command every time theres suspicion they do a command sweep. And now pretty soon, sometime next 2 months they are going to do the hair folicle test to everyone =(
 
true, but it raises even the smallest amount of doubt, and with the military thats all it takes =(. im going to lose a ton of friends this year.
 
Not exactly sure how you can have withdrawals from the lack of poking smot (as my stoner friend calls it).
 
Rayn said:
Not exactly sure how you can have withdrawals from the lack of poking smot (as my stoner friend calls it).
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Yeah, there really isn't any type of pot withdrawl. What you are experiencing is probably how you normally are, so if you are depressed and have mood swings, that is you, not the lack of drugs. And yeah, good luck with that lol
 
Tenkax said:
I think it would be quite obvious if you went into the interview looking normal and just before the drug test you're completely hairless. Also, it would be a good reason for a employer to rescind the job offer for the odd behavior. :2cents:
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Of course it wasn't a joke (myself having a spear-bald shaven head), and I was being completely serious.

Kelyon said:
Been clean for like 4 days. It is fucking shitty. I was a daily smoker. I am having some nasty withdraw effects. Mood swings, depression. Shit sucks.
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Sounds no different from any other day in the life of Kelyon The Great <3

chpal said:
true, but it raises even the smallest amount of doubt, and with the military thats all it takes =(. im going to lose a ton of friends this year.
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And that is the damn truth. My dad was afraid to even take Tylenol for the rules on Drug Use in the Navy. He wouldn't even eat lemon poppyseed bread for fear that it'd get picked up as opium.
 
Kelyon said:
Been clean for like 4 days. It is fucking shitty. I was a daily smoker. I am having some nasty withdraw effects. Mood swings, depression. Shit sucks.
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You ever sucked dick for coke?
 
If you have 2-3 weeks, exercise as much as you can (cardio) drink lots of water and cranberry juice (any diuretic will work really) eat as little fat as you can. A week before your test, stop exercising and eat lots of fatty foods. The day of, don't drink a rediculous amount of water, they'll notice if it's like a technician analyzing it, but do make sure you're properly hydrated (piss is clear). There's something you can take to make it more yellow and increase the concentration of whatever it is they look at to see if you've been chugging water all day. Dunno the name of it, figure it out yourself :p lastly, fill the sample cup mid-stream. If you have less than a week don't do the eat the fatty food part, just pray and drink lots of fluids

Also, quit smoking pot. It makes you lazy. Do coke like a normal person, jesus christ man.
 
Eulore said:
If you have 2-3 weeks, exercise as much as you can (cardio) drink lots of water and cranberry juice (any diuretic will work really) eat as little fat as you can. A week before your test, stop exercising and eat lots of fatty foods. The day of, don't drink a rediculous amount of water, they'll notice if it's like a technician analyzing it, but do make sure you're properly hydrated (piss is clear). There's something you can take to make it more yellow and increase the concentration of whatever it is they look at to see if you've been chugging water all day. Dunno the name of it, figure it out yourself :p lastly, fill the sample cup mid-stream. If you have less than a week don't do the eat the fatty food part, just pray and drink lots of fluids
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100% accurate. I passed a drug test like this before, but it was the "do it yourself" kind not the "send it to the lab" kind.

Also, quit smoking pot. It makes you lazy. Do coke like a normal person, jesus christ man.
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As wrong as possible. All though, if you don't mind sucking dick for coke, go right ahead.
 
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