Did you guys ever realize Tarus look like Oompa Loompas?

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Seriously, a race of midgets that seem to live off of candy and various other assorted sweets, it's one hell of a coincidence. I'll admit, they are somewhat different, but I'll show you a few similarities that stand out to me.

1. The almost explosive bodily gestures and mannerisms in nearly everything they do.
taruloompa2.jpg

*Also note the suspenders and pants that not even a cross-eyed clown would be caught dead wearing.*

2. Hairstyle and expression, uncanny.
taruloompa1.jpg

taruloompa3.jpg


3. Both are very social creatures and are rarely ever seen alone, both seem to have a groping fetish of sorts.
oompaloompa3.jpg


Also note the tendency to huddle around one larger creature when they become frightened or confused, this seems to calm them down almost immediately.
oompaloompa4.gif


While images of Tarus showing the last two traits could not be taken due to their tendency to come together and perform massive amounts of area effect spells when threatened or surprised, I'm certain many people have seen Tarus acting in such ways before.
 
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You cant pull this off unless theres a chance at cleavage, nippleage, or being high while posting OP...

copycapt :p

But I do see your point.
 
You don't want to see the disturbing images I came across while searching just for oompa loompa pictures, what I have seen cannot be un saw'ded O.o;

Also, this is more of a spoof of a similar-named thread, just in the form of a nature show report XD
 
Fuck Gatttsu stop making funny posts when I can't rate you up.... you copy cat :P
 
LIES... all lies <.<
Tarus are special individuals... we are unique <.<


(lol)
 
Tarutaru-doopity-doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you.
Tarutaru-doopity-dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me.

What do you get when you make stupid jokes?
Tarus who bite and some mithra who choke.
What are you at saying we look like that?
What do you think will come of that?
YOU WILL GET BLIZZAGA'D!

Tarutaru-doopity-do
Since you're not funny, you won't get far.
You will live in misery, too,
When the tarutaru doopity sue!
 
Halifirien said:
Tarutaru-doopity-doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you.
Tarutaru-doopity-dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me.

What do you get when you make stupid jokes?
Tarus who bite and some mithra who choke.
What are you at saying we look like that?
What do you think will come of that?
YOU WILL GET BLIZZAGA'D!

Tarutaru-doopity-do
Since you're not funny, you won't get far.
You will live in misery, too,
When the tarutaru doopity sue!
Click to expand...
Tarutaru = serious business(men).

We'll sue your ass.


This whole thread is win :-D
 
As a studier of Tarus I found the same thing....

Peculiar... yes indeedy....
 
Tarutaru make everything funny too. Ever notice how you can be having a horrible night, everyone could wipe, you could even lose a ton of XP, but seeing a dead taru laying next to you seems to make everything lighthearted again?



Case in point. Mary Carey is disgusting. But, put a Tarutaru with her, and all the sudden she can make you laugh!


Governor%20wannabes%20Gary%20Coleman%20and%20Mary%20Carey,%208-27-03.bmp
 
Tarus are cute, Loompas are ugly as fuck.
 
Gatttsu said:
Seriously, a race of midgets that seem to live off of candy and various other assorted sweets, it's one hell of a coincidence. I'll admit, they are somewhat different, but I'll show you a few similarities that stand out to me.

1. The almost explosive bodily gestures and mannerisms in nearly everything they do.
taruloompa2.jpg

*Also note the suspenders and pants that not even a cross-eyed clown would be caught dead wearing.*

2. Hairstyle and expression, uncanny.
taruloompa1.jpg

taruloompa3.jpg


3. Both are very social creatures and are rarely ever seen alone, both seem to have a groping fetish of sorts.
oompaloompa3.jpg


Also note the tendency to huddle around one larger creature when they become frightened or confused, this seems to calm them down almost immediately.
oompaloompa4.gif


While images of Tarus showing the last two traits could not be taken due to their tendency to come together and perform massive amounts of area effect spells when threatened or surprised, I'm certain many people have seen Tarus acting in such ways before.
Click to expand...

Gatttsu, man... you have very big cojones for saying that about the Tarus.
 
Oompa, loompa, doompide doo
I've got another riddle for you
Oompa, loompa, doompide dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of mp?
Running through town without bending your knees?
Why get one-shotted from spiders and bees?
Setting your macros to {Freeze}, {Raise}{Please}

You got no, you got no, YOU GOT NO HP...

Oompa, loompa, doompide dee
Put down the juice, pie, cakes and cookies
Oompa, loompa, doompida doo
Would stacking some VIT and DEF kill you?
 
Did you guys ever realize these threads are fucking lame?
 
The validity of this is greatly enhanced when one takes into consideration the amazing originality of the Square-Enix development team.
 
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