Difficult decision...?

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So my friend and I have had this debate for a while, so I figured I'd ask what your opinions were.

Which would you choose:

A threesome with any two partners of your choosing.

-or-

Fighting a town full of zombies.

My friend chose threesome. He said he would use it to finally determine which Jessica (Alba or Biel) was the hottest.

I chose town full of zombies. A threesome with Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Conneley would be awesome, but after 30 seconds, my fun would over. I mean, I'm not a robot.

What would you choose and why?
 
Neyla walked over and pointed out this topic.

"I know what you'd choose," he said, "and I'm pretty sure it would be different than my pick."

"I'd pick the threesome," I said.

"What?"

"It's not a hard decision," I explained. "A three-way with Matt Damon and Heath Ledger, or risking undeath trying to fend off a town full of zombies? Not a rough choice at all."

"But you're obsessed with zombies!"

"I'm obsessed, but I'm not stupid."

I love the idea of a good old-fashioned zombie apocalypse as much as the next Romero fanboy, but some things are more important.
 
Hmmmm having my brains eaten by legions of undead


OR

having my 2 ball bearings and a stick shift eaten by 2 hot girls......
 
huh... I'm happy enough with the sex i'm getting now. sure, a threesome with some illustrious celebrities would be hot but... how often do you have the chance to fight a horde of zombies? or a horde of anything for that matter? That's a once in a lifetime opportunity. a threesome? meh, they happen every day to someone, my turn could be soon anyhow.
 
Well having tried both I will go with the threesome.

Fighting zombies seems cool when you watch a two hour movie. But trust me after about 3 days killing zombies is just annoying.
 
Aither said:
having my 2 ball bearings and a stick shift eaten by 2 hot girls......
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I gotta say, the thought of having my wang eaten isn't too appealing. Are you trying to combine the zombie/threesome experience?
 
Pasquale said:
I gotta say, the thought of having my wang eaten isn't too appealing.
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It wouldn't be so bad if you knocked out all of their teeth beforehand.
 
Pasquale said:
So my friend and I have had this debate for a while, so I figured I'd ask what your opinions were.

Which would you choose:

A threesome with any two partners of your choosing.

-or-

Fighting a town full of zombies.

My friend chose threesome. He said he would use it to finally determine which Jessica (Alba or Biel) was the hottest.

I chose town full of zombies. A threesome with Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Conneley would be awesome, but after 30 seconds, my fun would over. I mean, I'm not a robot.

What would you choose and why?
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30 seconds? o.O;
Myrrh said:
Zombies all the way. I don't need to disappoint 2 women at once.
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LOL, win.

Personally, I'm not sure. I mean, fending off a town full of zombies could be good if some of the women were hot. I mean, in the example used earlier, Jessica Alba and Biel might be zombies in that town. In that case, you could just kill them and have a threesome with the two (albeit dead) Jessicas anyway. You could have a foursome with the most beautiful women in the world assuming they were all part of the zombie raid.

But assuming we're not that lucky, I'd much rather chose a threesome with whichever two women I please, then risk getting killed by a hoard of zombies. especially if the zombies aren't at least hot.
 
pakomen said:
It wouldn't be so bad if you knocked out all of their teeth beforehand.
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Reminds me of a zombie story called "On the Far Side of the Cadillac Desert with Dead Folks," by Joe R. Lansdale (of Bubba Ho-Tep fame). Honkytonks had something called "dead dancing," where they'd take a zombie and wire the jaws shut so they couldn't bite and then hack off the hands so they couldn't claw. Then the rednecks would jump in and act like they were dancing with the zombie... and of course you could pay extra to take a zombie into the back room.
 
Mmm.. Ellen Page and Hayden Panattiere...
 
Threesome...Though I havent quite narrowed it down to 2 yet.. >.>
 
Make him be the cameraman to keep the memory alive.

This is a very, very tough call. Heather Vandeven and Alba would be my choices of women, but as mentioned earlier it's a fairly short spree of glory.

Assuming you have access to a wide variety of weapons I would have to say the zombie thing. There's millions of ways to kill zombies and really only about a hundred ways to have sex, if you even last long enough to try them all.

There damn well better be a battleaxe hiding in the back of the weaponshop you get to raid though. Or a rocket launcher. Either will make this decision that much easier.
 
Depends on the number of zombies and the size of the town.

Also depends on the length of the threesome (if its a one time thing, or such)


But if its a large town with lots of zombies. Id do that. You can always go kill zombies, save a few damsels in distress, and convince them to have an orgy with you for saving their lives from their festering boyfriends/husbands and whatnot whove changed into zombies. If there arent enough women out there for that, then Im sure you can find at least one, and she would also be fending off zombies, so you can fend off zombies every day, then bang each rest stop you make with the hot zombie killer woman.

Come on, threesome just doesnt sound as exciting as that.
 
Well. I'll go with the zombies. Cause if there are women around seeing your mainly self taking on a horde of zombies by yourself, they'll be impressed and then throw themselves at you lol. The threesome can come after. Kill two birds with one stone. Who knows, maybe you can get more than three women. Remember all the women duke got on the orginial duke nukem for ps1 when he fought off hordes of demons? Yeah it'll be something like that.
 
Plus, while fighting zombies, you can use "action hero" dialogue.

"And that's the way the zombie crumbles."

"It's a good day to die... again."

Etc... Coming up with hilarious lines that have to do with the way you are killing zombies will make it even more exciting.

If you try using awesome lines like "Looks like you just blew me away" in your threesome, you'll get laughed off the bed, and Sandra and Jennifer will finish without you, causing a pain worse than a thousand zombie bites... Blue Balls.
 
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