Dr. Perry Cox

How badly does Dr. Cox suck?

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Legomyeggo said:
He did NOT turn me down! He said he'd call me once things sorted out! And I'm more mad at the fact that he didn't enjoy rubbing up on that girl's boob in Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle. I LOVED YOU LIKE A BROTHER NEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thats the first thing that popped into my head too. Gawd you crak me uporz.
 
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//wish I knew whose it was, freaking awesome.
 
Overlooked this thread before because I didn't know what it was about, but then lol'd as I read through it.

While I share Dr. Cox's last name (seriously), I'm gonna have to side with House on this one. I haven't even watched one episode of Scrubs, but I don't need to. Ever since the first episode of House I was hooked. Even though it's more drama-oriented, it's still funny enough to be considered a dramedy (see what I did there?). Hugh Laurie is a brilliant actor no matter what you nay-sayers say. Gogo House!
 
Galiantaru said:
Overlooked this thread before because I didn't know what it was about, but then lol'd as I read through it.

While I share Dr. Cox's last name (seriously), I'm gonna have to side with House on this one. I haven't even watched one episode of Scrubs, but I don't need to. Ever since the first episode of House I was hooked. Even though it's more drama-oriented, it's still funny enough to be considered a dramedy (see what I did there?). Hugh Laurie is a brilliant actor no matter what you nay-sayers say. Gogo House!
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How can you say House is better having only watched one episode. Foolish MORTAL, your SOUL is MINE. or something.
 
If i had my way, i'd have all of you shot.
 
Scrubs is more based on comedy then it is medically. House is straight up medical. I like both, but I'll take House over Cox anyday.

Edit: Ok I had a thought of the situations where id take Cox> House. There is only 1 sadly and that situation is if I could not be cured and needed a laugh I would go to Cox. By the way Cox= Secondary character House= main character. There is never an episode of Scrubs, that I have seen, completed revolved around Cox.

BTW George Clooney> Doogie> House> Cox. So thusly Clooney is the best go old school E.R.
 
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Galiantaru said:
Overlooked this thread before because I didn't know what it was about, but then lol'd as I read through it.

While I share Dr. Cox's last name (seriously), I'm gonna have to side with House on this one. I haven't even watched one episode of Scrubs, but I don't need to. Ever since the first episode of House I was hooked. Even though it's more drama-oriented, it's still funny enough to be considered a dramedy (see what I did there?). Hugh Laurie is a brilliant actor no matter what you nay-sayers say. Gogo House!
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Yeah when I borrowed my friends set of Season 1, I didn't watch it because "I like medical drama". I watched it mainly because JD drifting into a day dream is absolutly hilarious (I used to do that in grade school a lot) oh and Elliot is smokin'.
 
romperstomper said:
There is never an episode of Scrubs, that I have seen, completed revolved around Cox.
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Season 2 - "His Story" - Whole episode revolves around Cox, his own inner monologue and all.
 
Eleibfrid said:
Season 2 - "His Story" - Whole episode revolves around Cox, his own inner monologue and all.
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Ok I stand corrected one episode. House is still primary and involves his own life every episode while diagnosing while Cox is given all his information. Cox is funnier House is the better the doctor still. Sorry silly Dragoon.
 
I like them both but cox ftw his quotes are the greatest.
 
Myrrh said:
Anyone else read this as "hey Myrrh, you're cool. Can you hunt me down and skull fuck me?"
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I'll get Kayleen's special caestrating knife and we'll call it a fun time?
 
I like JD on that show more than anyone else lol

"It's not a unicorn, it's a horse on it's head and it protects my hopes and dreams." lol anyhow....

#1) House is a fuckin joke. Period. He's addicted to drugs and still practices medicine my frickin ass. Who else is on pain killers? Hmm, let's see. Who else sucks that much... Oh, wait. Fucking Rush Limbaugh, the dead supreme court justice guy, and hundreds of other americans who I can only hope develope some form of pancreatic cancer. That's just me...

#2) Dr. Cox is in shape, House has a limp. His leg isn't the only thing that's limp... whereas Dr. Cox had sex with many, many women.

#3) Medical mysteries are a 1 in 500000. It's a bullshit show, and it's the same fucking storyline EVERY week. How stupid can you be to actually watch the same plot unravel multiple times over?

#4) Scrubs came first, House is a bite off.

#5) Did you see last weeks episode of House? It dealt with "Acute Stress Cardiomyopathy" also known as "Broken Heart Syndrome." Want to hear something funny? The week before House was even on, in the show titled "My House" Scrubs not only made fun of house, but had that fricking syndrome in it! How do you like that?! We'll nickname that "Bite #2."

#6) House is no more sarcastic then most people I know when upset, whereas Cox is a bigger smartass then most people I know and actually on par with me.

#7) House cares nothing for people and if that's a doctor, shoot him. A combination for a person caring and a person wanting to "solve the puzzle" is only a fraction of what it takes to be a successful doctor. Whoever said caring is a weakness, something that makes you vulnerable... Well, should slap themself. It's horseshit; if you don't care then you're in the wrong business. House should be shot, period.

#8) House actually shocked someone's brain? You realize that the electric shock would have sent his entire body into convulsions due to imbalanced firing of his nervous system right? We'll overlook that, because House is a joke. Scrubs makes jokes. That's how I understand it.


And yeah, that's about it for me.
 
simply put, you're ghei, because you like Cox...



















































wait wait wait, somethings missing, amirite? see what i did there?

edit: :grin: smiley
 
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That's Dynomite Westyle! ... Why do I keep dreaming about Jimmy Walker?
 
And dammit Jim, it IS lupus

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44 HOUSE, 48 COX, PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT GARVIN

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