I like JD on that show more than anyone else lol
"It's not a unicorn, it's a horse on it's head and it protects my hopes and dreams." lol anyhow....
#1) House is a fuckin joke. Period. He's addicted to drugs and still practices medicine my frickin ass. Who else is on pain killers? Hmm, let's see. Who else sucks that much... Oh, wait. Fucking Rush Limbaugh, the dead supreme court justice guy, and hundreds of other americans who I can only hope develope some form of pancreatic cancer. That's just me...
#2) Dr. Cox is in shape, House has a limp. His leg isn't the only thing that's limp... whereas Dr. Cox had sex with many, many women.
#3) Medical mysteries are a 1 in 500000. It's a bullshit show, and it's the same fucking storyline EVERY week. How stupid can you be to actually watch the same plot unravel multiple times over?
#4) Scrubs came first, House is a bite off.
#5) Did you see last weeks episode of House? It dealt with "Acute Stress Cardiomyopathy" also known as "Broken Heart Syndrome." Want to hear something funny? The week before House was even on, in the show titled "My House" Scrubs not only made fun of house, but had that fricking syndrome in it! How do you like that?! We'll nickname that "Bite #2."
#6) House is no more sarcastic then most people I know when upset, whereas Cox is a bigger smartass then most people I know and actually on par with me.
#7) House cares nothing for people and if that's a doctor, shoot him. A combination for a person caring and a person wanting to "solve the puzzle" is only a fraction of what it takes to be a successful doctor. Whoever said caring is a weakness, something that makes you vulnerable... Well, should slap themself. It's horseshit; if you don't care then you're in the wrong business. House should be shot, period.
#8) House actually shocked someone's brain? You realize that the electric shock would have sent his entire body into convulsions due to imbalanced firing of his nervous system right? We'll overlook that, because House is a joke. Scrubs makes jokes. That's how I understand it.
And yeah, that's about it for me.