Dr. Perry Cox

How badly does Dr. Cox suck?

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Cox would win. House would punch him once and then take ten minutes explaining the side effects Cox would feel from a kidneypunch and Cox would just go and just scalpel him.
 
You guys remind me of the Terrible Secret of Space with your sigs.

Do not trust the Shover-robot. Shoving is the answer. We are here to protect you.

Do not trust the Pusher-robot. He is malfunctioning. We are here to protect you.

..man I love that song. I guess if I had to choose one, it would have to be House, because like, he took LSD. Gotta respect a man who practices medicine under the influence of a hallucinagen.
 
Man, fuck cox and house... the true pimp is obviously Doogie Howser, M.D.
 
lol Doogie. Reminds me of the fact Peregrine tried to pass himself off as an actual Doctor.
 
RaiderX said:
Man, fuck cox and house... the true pimp is obviously Doogie Howser, M.D.
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Thank you for making my day!



P.S. Come back to FFXI newb.
 
Omg Elei, your sig and post made Noc and me roll on the floor laughing our asses off.

Zod -> Dr. Cox FTW!

Noc -> House rules!

Bring on the Dr. Cox quotes...they're hysterical!

:)
 
Zodiaque said:
Omg Elei, your sig and post made Noc and me roll on the floor laughing our asses off.

Zod -> Dr. Cox FTW!

Noc -> House rules!

Bring on the Dr. Cox quotes...they're hysterical!

:)
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I always knew Noc was gay...... Just another reason to <3 you Zod D:
 
dude where the hell did this chick come from O.o Ive never seen that person on tv in my life
 
Zodiaque said:
Omg Elei, your sig and post made Noc and me roll on the floor laughing our asses off.

Zod -> Dr. Cox FTW!

Noc -> House rules!

Bring on the Dr. Cox quotes...they're hysterical!

:)
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Do you want me to give you my "Things I don't care about" speech again? Because I've updated it to include all white guys who add -izzle to anything.


We hate children -- they're loud, you can't understand them; they're like tiny cab drivers.

This moment is so great, I would have sex with it.

This moment is so great, I would cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of tiny little moments.

You were nominated for the Jerk-Off of the Year! No, Bastard of the Year! Uh, don't you tell me! Guy I Despise So Much, I'd Pay Someone to Kill Ya and Stuff Ya and Leave Ya by My Bed, So That When I Wake Up in the Morning, I Could Roll Over and Punch You in the Face... of the Year.

And good God in Heaven, there are just so very many ways for me to say if I think House is a "good" doctor: Never, Not in a million years, Absolutely not, No way Jose, No chance Lance, Niet, Negatory, Mmh-mmh, Nah-ah, Uh-uh, and of course my personal favorite of all time, "Man falling off of a cliff." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo.......................*pff.*
 
RaiderX said:
Man, fuck cox and house... the true pimp is obviously Doogie Howser, M.D.
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Oh shit, he got all you guys beat. Doogie Howser is a tough sonuva bitch to top.

I can't wait to see what happens next.
 
Legomyeggo said:
NPH is homosexual. I'm afraid he doesn't qualify in this race.
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You're just jealous because he turned you down last weekend. And at the time of Doogie, he was not gay therefore he is still good to go.
 
He did NOT turn me down! He said he'd call me once things sorted out! And I'm more mad at the fact that he didn't enjoy rubbing up on that girl's boob in Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle. I LOVED YOU LIKE A BROTHER NEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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