Dr. Perry Cox

How badly does Dr. Cox suck?

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Kotsu said:
#1) House is a fuckin joke. Period. He's addicted to drugs and still practices medicine my frickin ass. Who else is on pain killers? Hmm, let's see. Who else sucks that much... Oh, wait. Fucking Rush Limbaugh, the dead supreme court justice guy, and hundreds of other americans who I can only hope develope some form of pancreatic cancer. That's just me...

#3) Medical mysteries are a 1 in 500000. It's a bullshit show, and it's the same fucking storyline EVERY week. How stupid can you be to actually watch the same plot unravel multiple times over?

#7) House cares nothing for people and if that's a doctor, shoot him. A combination for a person caring and a person wanting to "solve the puzzle" is only a fraction of what it takes to be a successful doctor. Whoever said caring is a weakness, something that makes you vulnerable... Well, should slap themself. It's horseshit; if you don't care then you're in the wrong business. House should be shot, period.
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This is my educated opinion...if I see a doctor walk in and look like House, I'd gtfo. Anyone who doesn't is probably also the people who say they never masturbate.

And just bumping parts of Kotsu's message cause those are the main reasons why I would vote Cox over House.
 
Westyle said:
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all i have to say is house wins awards scrubs doesnt
 
Miros said:
I never said that the diseases in House were fake...but just every episode they make the disease seem like it's not possible the person could have it, or it's some rare disease or something.
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Isnt the premis of House that he IS the doctor who deals with rare diseases and the like?
 
Marajade said:
Isnt the premis of House that he IS the doctor who deals with rare diseases and the like?
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Kind of. House is suppose to figure it out if the normal doctors dont know because hes Batman and figures everything out. He deals with normal patients aswell but the show focuses on the rare disorders.
 
SPOILER: House is really a proctologist and the whole series was a dream
 
romperstomper said:
You don't know much in the medical field do you? If you did you would know that all of the diseases in House are real. Go pick up a medical book sometime before formulating an opinion that you think is educated.
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Yeah, the diseases do exist. I can agree with that. However, the treatments they use either don't show the negatives that would freak the mass public out or are poorly played. Hell, half the time they don't show all of the symptoms or even go over them. IE: Shocking the brain would more than likely cause nervous failure. The guy would shit himself, drool, ocipital ocularis (the muscles controlling your eyelids) would spasm which would be tough to act... And well, some other things. Just tossing that out there. Well played, House, well played. Of course House is meant to be a Drama show, like all those others listed earlier in the thread. ER, General hospital, etc. But Scrubs came out of the box as a comedy and a sarcastic prick of a doctor. Scrubs did very well and fox and abc needed to compete. So what do you do? Grey's Anatomy and House. Both playing off of Scrubs in the first place, since Scrubs didn't really relate too much to ER or General hospital and definately not to Third watch (I believe that came after scrubs). So there you have it, in a nut shell... Scrubs is better than House. Dr. Cox is better than house. Shit, even Doug is better than House and that's saying much. In the words of the great Dr. Cox: "That man has killed so many people here I'm begining to think he is a government agent."
 
Oh, btw, just so everyone knows: House and Scrubs are actually both produced by NBC studios. NBC just sold airing rights to Fox for some reason. If you actually watched House you'd see the big NBC peacock at the end of it. So saying Fox made House as a Scrubs knockoff to compete is technically incorrect. ;)

But I'm sure we can all agree that Grey's Anatomy sucks.
 
Fellina said:
Oh, btw, just so everyone knows: House and Scrubs are actually both produced by NBC studios. NBC just sold airing rights to Fox for some reason. If you actually watched House you'd see the big NBC peacock at the end of it. So saying Fox made House as a Scrubs knockoff to compete is technically incorrect. ;)

But I'm sure we can all agree that Grey's Anatomy sucks.
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I couldn't tell you; once you've seen one episode of House you've seen them all. The chances of me making it through one episode without smashing my face into a wall is so slim that I can't make it through 100% of the episode, only about 85%. It makes me hate living.

Thirdededed on the grey's anatomy view. I tried watching it twice, and it's just too... women's night time wannabe soaps.
 
romperstomper said:
all i have to say is house wins awards scrubs doesnt
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well that be because of the type of shows they are. House more serious with bits of sarcasm comedy and lot of medical mobo jumbo show. While scrubs strait comedy gold. They really playing to diffrent fan base.

but who cant love scrubs
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Shyrra said:
Wes, you owe me a new pair of boxers.
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You told me you wore thongs :'(
 
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