Duke nukem forever sees the light of day

No f*cking way!

Edit: You mean to say it's FINALLY coming out soon?!
 
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wow it looks like they did a graphical overhaul, looks pretty damn good! And they have stressed several times in the feed, it IS coming out.
 
This ruins a perfectly good industry in-joke. I can't imagine this punchline will live up to expectations.
 
This ruins a perfectly good industry in-joke. I can't imagine this punchline will live up to expectations.

It's really funny that DNFs release hinged on one key element:

Someone that isn't 3D Realms doing the work.
 
It's really funny that DNFs release hinged on one key element:

Someone that isn't 3D Realms doing the work.

Is it really a Duke Nukem game then? I'm really just expecting it'll pan out as some generic shooter that was already in the works just getting tweaked, or did Gearbox get ahold of whatever development documents 3D-Realms had before they went under?
 
Is it really a Duke Nukem game then? I'm really just expecting it'll pan out as some generic shooter that was already in the works just getting tweaked, or did Gearbox get ahold of whatever development documents 3D-Realms had before they went under?

Gearbox took what 3D Realms had and finished it.
 
Gearbox ftw eh? Gearbox seems to be a good company :) so far I haven't been disappointed with them :P
 
Hold on a sec, let me look outside quickly...

*sees pigs flying*

Yep, it's happening.
 
Long live the Duke!!!!!
 
I was just checking /v/ and they made a sticky of the announcement, this was one post:

>2K games says they have screens of the game
>"We are ACTIVELY working hard on Duke Nukem Forever, and after such a long wait, we are going to make worthy of Duke's name. And now, for the first time ever, we proudly present actual gameplay footage from Duke Nukem Forever!"
>following is 4 minute montage of different scenes
>Duke in all his glory
>montage ends
>all is silent for approximately 10 seconds, 2K guys get nervous
>The entire fucking building erupts into uproarious applause, men are crying, sailors are kissing random women, TV screens NOT showing Duke being to explode
>Stock markets around the world begin an upward trend
>Greece ends its financial problems
>Middle East is erased from the face of the earth
>Russia and the US are now working hand in hand to develop interplanetary travel
>China forgives all debts
>Germany unbans violent video games
 
I wonder how the Duke feels about being consolized.
 
I wonder how the Duke feels about being consolized.

Ummm, I'm sure he's ok with it, since it already happened for the N64........
 
Ummm, I'm sure he's ok with it, since it already happened for the N64........

Doom was still Doom and Duke was still the Duke on the 64, the 64 was just lucky to get in on the action.

Also, before Xal comes in here begging me to go out with him again; I'm goin' to play this game and I'm probably goin' to kick a kick out of it.
 
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Doom was still Doom and Duke was still the Duke on the 64, the 64 was just lucky to get in on the action.

Also, before Xal comes in here begging me to go out with him again; I'm goin' to play this game and I'm probably goin' to kick a kick out of it.

Duke Nukem: Zero Hour was console only wasnt it?
 
It's really funny that DNFs release hinged on one key element:

Someone that isn't 3D Realms doing the work.

not entirely true. The guy heading the project at gearbox was a member of 3d realms and helped create duke nukem 3d.
During the live show he also talked about the fact that instead of just picking up the game, he picked up several 3d realms developers that were the original hands at creating duke in the first place and put them on the team with gear box to get this thing rolling. Not sure exactly what they did on the project besides giving direction, but 3d realms had a hand in it as well.
The guy said he did all this as a way of giving something back to the game and people that got him started.
But of course the fact that its coming out and as soon as next year, is all gearbox haha.
 
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