>2K games says they have screens of the game
>"We are ACTIVELY working hard on Duke Nukem Forever, and after such a long wait, we are going to make worthy of Duke's name. And now, for the first time ever, we proudly present actual gameplay footage from Duke Nukem Forever!"
>following is 4 minute montage of different scenes
>Duke in all his glory
>montage ends
>all is silent for approximately 10 seconds, 2K guys get nervous
>The entire fucking building erupts into uproarious applause, men are crying, sailors are kissing random women, TV screens NOT showing Duke being to explode
>Stock markets around the world begin an upward trend
>Greece ends its financial problems
>Middle East is erased from the face of the earth
>Russia and the US are now working hand in hand to develop interplanetary travel
>China forgives all debts
>Germany unbans violent video games