Elemmire


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I think the main jist here, is that while everyone loves a good debate with both parties being passionate and seemingly well informed, the whole fanboy argument "it is because it is/isn't" just fails.

"Why does TV suck?"

"Because it does. Books are better."

"But why?"

"Because."

/nutshell
 
/nutshell

This is you in a nutshell.

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Excim is a pecan? I'd rather be Macadamia.
 
Didn't I post a walnut?

Oh well, looks like I don't know as much about nuts as Baja O.O lol :D
 
Would someone be able to give me the gist of the WoW thread?

I know I really should read it all so I can get an even better understanding of how El loves her original innovative first edition books... But I'd rather not read "WoW sucks because books are better" a billion times... Or did I just sum it all up right there?
 
I'd prefer to be the nutcracker. :spiteful:

That means i win, and you crazy nuts lost, just FYI.
 
Would someone be able to give me the gist of the WoW thread?

I know I really should read it all so I can get an even better understanding of how El loves her original innovative first edition books... But I'd rather not read "WoW sucks because books are better" a billion times... Or did I just sum it all up right there?

The gist of the WoW thread is that EVERY Horde player is a dick. We cause Alliance to turtle in AV. Horde racials make PvP too unbalanced and Alliance never has a chance because of them. Alliance are saints and can never do harm. Oh yeah, and Horde eats babies.
 
It's not controversy. Give me a good arguement anyday but;

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There comes a point where you just want to say "Shut the fuck up or get the fuck out".

Please modify this to include "Horde racials blah blah blah."

Thanks in advance.

These two posts sum up pretty much every WoW post El has done.
 
Seeing as how i only look at a select few topics in the WoW board, and only played the trial for a painfully short amount of time, i have no idea what the Alliance, a turtle, and Absolute Virtue have in common.
The absolute Virtue part was a joke by the way.
 
Seeing as how i only look at a select few topics in the WoW board, and only played the trial for a painfully short amount of time, i have no idea what the Alliance, a turtle, and Absolute Virtue have in common.
The absolute Virtue part was a joke by the way.

lol Turtling an alliance tactic used to piss off the Horde in Alterac Valley when they know they have no shot in winning. If you ask Elemmire why this occurs, he/she would blame the horde saying it is our fault. Truth is that alliance just suck at battlegrounds. Elemmire would say this is because Horde have better racials. Truth is horde just has better players and not 12 year olds who refuse to play anything except Human Pallies.
 
lol Turtling an alliance tactic used to piss off the Horde in Alterac Valley when they know they have no shot in winning. If you ask Elemmire why this occurs, he/she would blame the horde saying it is our fault. Truth is that alliance just suck at battlegrounds. Elemmire would say this is because Horde have better racials. Truth is horde just has better players and not 12 year olds who refuse to play anything except Human Pallies.

I have no idea what you said since I never played WoW but I think I got it now... So Lanien eats babies and Kelyon is a 12 year old Pally... Aiight.
 
I have no idea what you said since I never played WoW but I think I got it now... So Lanien eats babies and Kelyon is a 12 year old Pally... Aiight.

Barbecue sauce.
 
There's a series of Objectives to capture, defend, and eventually destroy. The number of these objectives (Usually 2 Towers, 2 Bunkers, and 1 Field General) dictate how many Generals the Main Boss at the end of the battleground will have to help him. Picture if by killing all the Jailers you eliminated all of AV's support spawns (pets) and were left with just AV himself to defeat. Same principal applies here, Towers = Generals in the end room, Bunkers = Generals in the end room.

Quite Often Horde players will destroy the Field General, and burn both towers and bunkers, leaving just the final boss to defeat to obtain a win in the battleground. Alliance people loooooooooooooove to stop all offense, pull all personel to the sole purpose of defending their final boss. Sometimes this can go on for fucking hours upon hours. The point is, all towers and bunkers are gone, the outcome is a foregone conclusion at this point. They can defend all they want, butin the end they don't have the strategic advantage to get our (Horde's) Field General, towers and bunkers. It just prolongs the inevitable.

Mind you when all Field Generals, towers and bunkers are destroyed, the Honor reward from the battleground caps, and it's pointless for EVERYONE to reenact the Helms Deep scene from Lord of the Rings. They pointlessly defend from their shell of people, and make shit horridly slow for everyone. Hence the Turtle.

AV = Alterac Valley btw
 
There's a series of Objectives to capture, defend, and eventually destroy. The number of these objectives (Usually 2 Towers, 2 Bunkers, and 1 Field General) dictate how many Generals the Main Boss at the end of the battleground will have to help him. Picture if by killing all the Jailers you eliminated all of AV's support spawns (pets) and were left with just AV himself to defeat. Same principal applies here, Towers = Generals in the end room, Bunkers = Generals in the end room.

Quite Often Horde players will destroy the Field General, and burn both towers and bunkers, leaving just the final boss to defeat to obtain a win in the battleground. Alliance people loooooooooooooove to stop all offense, pull all personel to the sole purpose of defending their final boss. Sometimes this can go on for fucking hours upon hours. The point is, all towers and bunkers are gone, the outcome is a foregone conclusion at this point. They can defend all they want, butin the end they don't have the strategic advantage to get our (Horde's) Field General, towers and bunkers. It just prolongs the inevitable.

Mind you when all Field Generals, towers and bunkers are destroyed, the Honor reward from the battleground caps, and it's pointless for EVERYONE to reenact the Helms Deep scene from Lord of the Rings. They pointlessly defend from their shell of people, and make shit horridly slow for everyone. Hence the Turtle.

AV = Alterac Valley btw

Bolded for emphasis. Turtling gets everyone no where fast. It prolongs the inevitable and just makes it takes much longer to mark the final kill, collect your honor and marks and get onto the next fight. AV used to be the fastest way to get honor, but lately it has turned into the alliance shacking up and not dying.
 
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