Embarassing Mistells...

[Enlenne]

I felt the need to create a thread. >.> Has someone already created a thread like this?
If so: Enjoy it again!
If not: MWAAA I beat ya'll to it>.>

I have done embarassing mistells...
Like a year ago I was gonna play a playful prank on a friend, and then another friend was wondering what I was doing, so I was explaining. So there was /party chat and /linkshell chat...
Went through most of the prank...
But then...!!!
/gasp
Got to the juicy parts of the prank...
And...
x.x I was too used to typing /l, not /p...
Baaad mistell! Spoiled the whole thing!!!! Ah well, we joked about it and had our laughs, but woulda been more laughs if I gotta do the prank v.v

Like...Ashton Kutcher's show, Punk'd...
Wait...
Is that what its called?
I've never even seen the show...
But Ashton Kutcher does it...
HAH I LAUGH AT YOU KELSO! "...You're right, you're still the king!"
Mwahaha.

Any embarassing mistells you wanna share with us all?

 

[Zeoaesir]

I once saw ....

"I ran out of lubricant last night'

 

[Demonknightx]

lol this isnt my screenshot, i think Kyrial sent it to me. but its about as bad as bad MT's can go (lol@people cybering while in an exp pt)

"YOU BETTER DIDNT READ THAT!"

 

[Rips]

HAHAHAHAHAH! I Lmao at that one in rl.

-Mt
-What?!-
- mt mt
-HAHAHAHHAHA omg!
- MT MT MT MT MT!

 

[Tagrineth]

On an unrelated note, Ouchies is a badass name.

 

[Uzor]

I don't MT embarrasing stuff as a misstake, I pretend I MT stuff to liven up the party. Besides, it means I can play it off like I pretended if I DO mt something embarrasing in linkshell at a later date XD

 

[Svina]

I don't MT embarrasing stuff as a misstake, I pretend I MT stuff to liven up the party. Besides, it means I can play it off like I pretended if I DO mt something embarrasing in linkshell at a later date XD

I remember MT'ing a big joking STFU YOU PIECE OF TRASH to someone in old Drgnash. It was not directed at them but it was coincidentally timed to make it seem like it =X

 

[Torqameda]

It get's bad when something like this happens:

Party Lookimwierd >>> You tard
Linkshell Someonenotme >>> I feel like a whore
Linkshell Me >>> You whore
Linkshell Someoneelsenotme >>> {Huh?!}
Linkshell Someonenotme >>> Thanks alot -. -
Party Me >>> mt
Party Me >>> Ack, shit, mt on that mt
Linkshell Me >>> It was an mt ;. ;
Linkshell Someonenotme >>> Sure ;. ;
Party Me >>> You whore

Gotta love mt'ing an mt because of a mt.

 

[Lanien]

I don't MT embarrasing stuff as a misstake, I pretend I MT stuff to liven up the party. Besides, it means I can play it off like I pretended if I DO mt something embarrasing in linkshell at a later date XD

lol I do that all the time. It is usually the same line every time though lol

"I was knee deep in this bitch one time"

 

[Taravel]

lol this isnt my screenshot, i think Kyrial sent it to me. but its about as bad as bad MT's can go (lol@people cybering while in an exp pt)

"YOU BETTER DIDNT READ THAT!"

That is the best mt I have ever seen. :shok:

 

[Obsessed]

kinda looks more like a joke Niyaze made though

 

[Uzor]

lol I do that all the time. It is usually the same line every time though lol

"I was knee deep in this bitch one time"

I have MANY different things I usually say <.<; I think they've screenshotted them all <.<;

I usually say joking things that's not a MT too... 2 days ago I believe this happened while fighing Cerberus:

linkshellmate: Wow, he's HUGE!
Uzor: Yeah, imagine the size of his penis.

not a MT, but it atleast lets me get away with stuff if I *DO* mt something XD

 

[Grem]

I have MANY different things I usually say <.<; I think they've screenshotted them all <.<;

I usually say joking things that's not a MT too... 2 days ago I believe this happened while fighing Cerberus:

linkshellmate: Wow, he's HUGE!
Uzor: Yeah, imagine the size of his penis.

not a MT, but it atleast lets me get away with stuff if I *DO* mt something XD

Cerberus cock-flails Uzor for 2752 damage.

Uzor was defeated by Cerberus

 

[Pasquale]

I was in a real bad party once, so I was /l my linkshell about it.

/cm p

Me: /l Man this party sucks
<linkshell>: lol why
Me: I blame the leader. I am confident he has never played the game before today.
<party leader>: {excuse me...}
::long pause::
Me: Fuck, I mt and just told the leader he sucked all forms of ass
:asquale sighs dejectedly::
Me: I'm just gonna go ahead and leave the pt now...

That was probably my worst. My favorite that Ive seen someone else do was:

.t (name) does the filter filter out vagina?

I couldn't stop giggling.

 

[Prothall]

Usually when I am partying in exp and one of the guys is fucking terrible, I like to /tell some other members of the party to see what they think, and most likely keep myself entertained by joking around in /tells about how horrible the person is.

Naturally I end up mistelling into party chat about what a shitty job he is doing.

At least these mistells only piss off people that suck at the game anyway, and I usually will end up /blisting them at the end of the party so I remember not to party with them again anyway.

>>partymember I wish i could see the parse for this PUP
partymember>> Yeah, I think i could do more damage slapping it with my dick.
(Me) Yeah PUPs are the worst job ever
(PUP) FUCK YOU BLM!
(Me) mt... fuck.

 

[Bajaratt]

I think acute eventually found the man fluid he was looking for.

edit: one of mine:

There's plenty more, we have a huge thread for things like that.

 

[Myrrh]

I don't actually have mt's....I just have friends who;
1: Can't take a joke and find the sarcasm in "Yeah i love the BBC" <^> you Hillz
2: Take everything i say and blackmail me with it.... <^> You Lenneth

I try not to mt anything stupid. Unless of course i do it on purpose like Uzor.

 

[Celvantes]

I do the same thing sometimes, Prothall.

>>BLM I swear, if he misses another refresh cycle, I'm kicking his ass out... I don't care if he is the only RDM not in party.
BLM>> No joke. I've run out of MP 3 times already and we have yet to get even a chain 3.
(Me) Yeah, I hear you dude, my (Auto Refresh) can do a better job than this guy.
(RDM) ...
(Me) It was an MT, but yeah, you $*%&ing suck man. You've cast Refresh a grand total of two times since we started and you're not even dispelling the mob.
(RDM) (#*% you *@#hole. *disband+warp*
(WHM) Well, we'll have to go slower, but at least we don't have to put up with his #*%@ing dumb*@# anymore.
(Me) /sigh, how about we all go back, get Sanction Refresh, and get a 2nd BLM?
(DRK) Works for me.

 

[Canitoch]

I was in a real bad party once, so I was /l my linkshell about it.

/cm p

Me: /l Man this party sucks
<linkshell>: lol why
Me: I blame the leader. I am confident he has never played the game before today.
<party leader>: {excuse me...}
::long pause::
Me: Fuck, I mt and just told the leader he sucked all forms of ass
:asquale sighs dejectedly::
Me: I'm just gonna go ahead and leave the pt now...

That was probably my worst. My favorite that Ive seen someone else do was:

.t (name) does the filter filter out vagina?

I couldn't stop giggling.

I had a similar experience. I was in a bad pt too and I mt'ed shout that this leader sucks and can't do anything right. >.>

 

[Wiqd]

Haven't had any in FFXI yet (thank god) but in EQ1 when we'd raid PoW I'd get SO bored and cyber some girls in the guild for fun. This one time I typed out this whole paragraph that took up like half my screen, not realizing someone had sent me a tell asking me if I wanted a buff (he was a shammy). So I hit send and was like :O ... Only thing I could say was:

"Dude, I swear it's not your wife." (she was in the guild as well).

Him: "But it IS a girl right?"

Me: "Yea, of course."

Him: "Ok, good. That's all that matters.

Wiqd