All right, here I am, Urat, the dancing, fruity, tarutaru you all depise!
What's up FB? Bored and feel like insulting someone for your own personal gain again? sitting at home with nothing to do, and want to show off how big your penis is? All right!
So let me make it easy for you, and give you all your weapons so you don't even need to look around. And for the TL; DR eople, scroll to the bottom
First off:
I'm a dancer. Level 58 and counting. My sub is gimp by... 3 or 4 levels, working on it, but it's fair game!
I've never done HNMs, dynamis, or any form of endgame, cept a couple failed attempts at assault...
For gear, I'm uber gimp. Amamet mantle +1, SH (not hq omgsh) chiv chain, potent belt, full af for macros or wearing for the nice ones, 2 HQ bone knives, and am saving up for enkidus set, antares harness, and azoth.
Here on QCDN, you got the misspelling of the word people, a sad attampt at annoyance over the gay pride parade, and the posting of the wrong peice of adaman gear in a attempt at the recration of the it's blue/purple thread. Kay.
I make the occasional typo, cause you know, I'm not a robot, sorry =/
The rest you'll need to get yourself, but I'll make it even easier and 'll post a big chunk of controvorsial text you'll all explode over, feel free to pick it apart the text for spelling errors, cause you'll just prove my point.
Okay, let's go.
Where to start? First off, Yeah, I'm 16. OMGSH CHARGE YER LAZURS AND PREPARE THE YOU'RE A KID GTFO ATTA- but...
You see, I go to highschool I have some friends, and I do have a penis. No it's not 12 inches long, but it's not 5 either. Sorry. I hang out with my friends time to time. I have a part time job, and make money by chopping wood when I want something really expensive, but other than that, I have lots of free time.
So it stands to reason I'd play ffxi. And at times when there are big lulls in the game, waiting for ferry, lfp, racing my chocobo, fishing, such and such, I browse here. And when there are big gaps, I post. And make topics (though 99% of them fail epically, but I'm not that good, and my typing isn't the best, so what?)
But it's you eople, the adults, that really get me. See you talk about your jobs, and how awesome you are, and yur tieping and gramer skillz, and how you get laid 2-3 times a day, and your hot girlfiends, and how everyone else around you the you don't like; lack penises and are virgins for life...
Then you laugh at me cause I'm a "kid". Really? Damn, you sure sound like those kids in the junior high next door to my high school, to me. dunno, maybe once you get of highschool you turn into a douche all over again, but worse casue it lasts 15-35 years, not 3.
Or maybe it's just you eople. Theres a thought, maybe the part of the world where all the people with no lives gather togehter to talk about how big their dicks are and how awesome they are is here, on a flam- oh yeah, it is.
Then there's the eople like me, the odd individual that accidently stumbles in, makes a couple remarks, and realizes they've made a grave mistake. Then tries to make up for it and realizes they can't cause the other eople opperate on a completely different level of sense then you, and all your arguments are automaticly invalid.
So yeah, you guys are the adults, with your jobs/wives/girlfriends/diplomas/degrees. You're the doctors/lawyers/pizza dudes/pimps. I'm just a teenager... But guess what?
This is the internet, where I hang out. You're the oldfags who should be doing something better with their time. So wtf is your excuse?
Lemme guess. You got beat up as kids cause you were scrawny video game nerds, so you gathered together and talked about your chocobos and moogles and rpgs and stuffs.
I was there too, still am. But unlike you, when the guy hit me, and layed me out, I laughed my ass off and asked him what he was doing. And we talked. And stuff. I'm a good natured, turn the other cheek kind of guy, and after the first time you hit me, you realize thier's no point in tryign again.
The rest of you kept your hate inside, your anger against the world, and now you have this. The internets, a place to vent your angers, talk about how awesome you are when you probably aren't. Talk about your non existant diploma, or maybe existant, either way your showing off.
Better yet are the people tht don't even play the damn game. Frick, some of you have been gone for 2-3 years. You haven't even partyed with a flippin dancer, some of you, for christs sake!
And yet you insult me, go find something better to do. OORRRRR
Maybe it's that you stay here to insult people. Most others would go to better foums where much beter fights happen that last 178 pages. Go to 4chan and post, leave us alone.
But wait, you fail at insulting on the internet. See, on other places I've been to, but didnt post (I learnt my lesson here), I've seen insults 8-9 poaragraphs long, and the best you can come up with is...
Fuck you Urat...
Go fuck yourself Urat...
You're a kid and no one bothers...
One liners gaiz? Seriously? some without a single swear. God you fail at failing you suck so bad... And if you do swear, it's with the word fuck. the most overused, overdone, thrown around so much it's lost all meaning, swear word of them all.
So now what? You gonna try? Post your wall of shit spewing insults, every word that comes to mind? You'd just prove my point even further. You. Have. No. Life.
Go get one, I think you can torrent them on link removed, check it out.
All in all, here's it for the TL;DR people...
Eople of the QCDN FB, go get a life. Norly. Srsly. Do it. Nao.
And now you can begin your shitstorm. I'll reply to the posts that seem to actually be made with common sense, but the people that post they're 4 paragraph wall of how they have a life, that took them half an hour to write... 'cause they have a life... I don't even think I'll reply...
And if you feel like pointing out my grammar mistakes, most of them were on purpose, or due to sticky keys, (CURSE YOU 2 LITRE OF ROOT BEER, CURSE YOUUUU)
Have fun, and rememebr, the more you post, the more you prove my point, either for the good or for the bad. And to the lurkers that totally agree with me, please feel free to /tell me in game if you don't want to open yourself to a shitstorm of half informed, 0 sense posts about how small your penis is...
~Urat~