Enough is Enough...

[Urat]

All right, here I am, Urat, the dancing, fruity, tarutaru you all depise!

What's up FB? Bored and feel like insulting someone for your own personal gain again? sitting at home with nothing to do, and want to show off how big your penis is? All right!

So let me make it easy for you, and give you all your weapons so you don't even need to look around. And for the TL; DR eople, scroll to the bottom

First off:

I'm a dancer. Level 58 and counting. My sub is gimp by... 3 or 4 levels, working on it, but it's fair game!

I've never done HNMs, dynamis, or any form of endgame, cept a couple failed attempts at assault...

For gear, I'm uber gimp. Amamet mantle +1, SH (not hq omgsh), chiv chain, potent belt, full af for macros or wearing for the nice ones, 2 HQ bone knives, and am saving up for enkidus set, antares harness, and azoth.

Here on QCDN, you got the misspelling of the word people, a sad attampt at annoyance over the gay pride parade, and the posting of the wrong peice of adaman gear in a attempt at the recration of the it's blue/purple thread. Kay.

I make the occasional typo, cause you know, I'm not a robot, sorry =/

The rest you'll need to get yourself, but I'll make it even easier and 'll post a big chunk of controvorsial text you'll all explode over, feel free to pick it apart the text for spelling errors, cause you'll just prove my point.

Okay, let's go.

Where to start? First off, Yeah, I'm 16. OMGSH CHARGE YER LAZURS AND PREPARE THE YOU'RE A KID GTFO ATTA- but...

You see, I go to highschool I have some friends, and I do have a penis. No it's not 12 inches long, but it's not 5 either. Sorry. I hang out with my friends time to time. I have a part time job, and make money by chopping wood when I want something really expensive, but other than that, I have lots of free time.

So it stands to reason I'd play ffxi. And at times when there are big lulls in the game, waiting for ferry, lfp, racing my chocobo, fishing, such and such, I browse here. And when there are big gaps, I post. And make topics (though 99% of them fail epically, but I'm not that good, and my typing isn't the best, so what?)

But it's you eople, the adults, that really get me. See you talk about your jobs, and how awesome you are, and yur tieping and gramer skillz, and how you get laid 2-3 times a day, and your hot girlfiends, and how everyone else around you the you don't like; lack penises and are virgins for life...

Then you laugh at me cause I'm a "kid". Really? Damn, you sure sound like those kids in the junior high next door to my high school, to me. dunno, maybe once you get of highschool you turn into a douche all over again, but worse casue it lasts 15-35 years, not 3.

Or maybe it's just you eople. Theres a thought, maybe the part of the world where all the people with no lives gather togehter to talk about how big their dicks are and how awesome they are is here, on a flam- oh yeah, it is.

Then there's the eople like me, the odd individual that accidently stumbles in, makes a couple remarks, and realizes they've made a grave mistake. Then tries to make up for it and realizes they can't cause the other eople opperate on a completely different level of sense then you, and all your arguments are automaticly invalid.

So yeah, you guys are the adults, with your jobs/wives/girlfriends/diplomas/degrees. You're the doctors/lawyers/pizza dudes/pimps. I'm just a teenager... But guess what?

This is the internet, where I hang out. You're the oldfags who should be doing something better with their time. So wtf is your excuse?

Lemme guess. You got beat up as kids cause you were scrawny video game nerds, so you gathered together and talked about your chocobos and moogles and rpgs and stuffs.

I was there too, still am. But unlike you, when the guy hit me, and layed me out, I laughed my ass off and asked him what he was doing. And we talked. And stuff. I'm a good natured, turn the other cheek kind of guy, and after the first time you hit me, you realize their's no point in tryign again.

The rest of you kept your hate inside, your anger against the world, and now you have this. The internets, a place to vent your angers, talk about how awesome you are when you probably aren't. Talk about your non existant diploma, or maybe existant, either way your showing off.

Better yet are the people tht don't even play the damn game. Frick, some of you have been gone for 2-3 years. You haven't even partyed with a flippin dancer, some of you, for christs sake!

And yet you insult me, go find something better to do. OORRRRR

Maybe it's that you stay here to insult people. Most others would go to better foums where much beter fights happen that last 178 pages. Go to 4chan and post, leave us alone.

But wait, you fail at insulting on the internet. See, on other places I've been to, but didnt post (I learnt my lesson here), I've seen insults 8-9 poaragraphs long, and the best you can come up with is...

Fuck you Urat...

Go fuck yourself Urat...

You're a kid and no one bothers...

One liners gaiz? Seriously? some without a single swear. God you fail at failing you suck so bad... And if you do swear, it's with the word fuck. the most overused, overdone, thrown around so much it's lost all meaning, swear word of them all.

So now what? You gonna try? Post your wall of shit spewing insults, every word that comes to mind? You'd just prove my point even further. You. Have. No. Life.

Go get one, I think you can torrent them on link removed, check it out.

All in all, here's it for the TL;DR people...

Eople of the QCDN FB, go get a life. Norly. Srsly. Do it. Nao.

And now you can begin your shitstorm. I'll reply to the posts that seem to actually be made with common sense, but the people that post they're 4 paragraph wall of how they have a life, that took them half an hour to write... 'cause they have a life... I don't even think I'll reply...

And if you feel like pointing out my grammar mistakes, most of them were on purpose, or due to sticky keys, (CURSE YOU 2 LITRE OF ROOT BEER, CURSE YOUUUU)

Have fun, and rememebr, the more you post, the more you prove my point, either for the good or for the bad. And to the lurkers that totally agree with me, please feel free to /tell me in game if you don't want to open yourself to a shitstorm of half informed, 0 sense posts about how small your penis is...

~Urat~

 

[Hitaru]

You're setting yourself up for a big shitstorm...why? Why not just stay quiet? It's like you're actually going out of your way to argue with people that have belittled you before. Sometimes I think you do it for Attention dude and it honestly gets silly.

 

[Urat]

You're setting yourself up for a big shitstorm...why? Why not just stay quiet? It's like you're actually going out of your way to argue with people that have belittled you before. Sometimes I think you do it for Attention dude and it honestly gets silly.

Because I'm tired of the people that derail a thread over grammar.

Cause I'm tired of the people that grab popcorn.

Cause I'm tired of the assholes that think they know everything cause they have a level 75 job or two. If you have maats cap and all jobs in full relic/salvage/assault/af+1/everyrelic weapon, then you know everything.

Cause I'm tired of the "you're a noob, gtfo" even though theres a good chance I've been playing the game for longer than they have, just have done everything but level up constantly. And am...17 levels below them...

you know thats kind of like a guy in citadel for the first time calling a guy in valkurm dunes a noob... huh.

 

[Tristam Green]

All right, here I am, Urat, the dancing, fruity, tarutaru you all depise!

Haven't you been paying attention? It's fashionable lately to flame the Administrative staff, so by extension, Miros is the dancing, fruity tarutaru that we all despise.

Damn, you're dim.

 

[Zephayra]

So you're basically dropping down to the level of the "You all don't have a life" argument.

Also, everywhere you go in any situation, whether its the internet or real life, there are people out there who love insulting people, even for the littlest thing. We all can't be one big happy family, so why try to 'change' it?

As for the PC +1 threads, the mods have done a good job cleaning them up, and you can even see that in Aud's "Deleted Scenes" post, so I don't even think that its worth bringing up.

I don't mind you Urat, but every time I see you post on the Flameboard, I do a /facepalm. I think you could actually contribute to this site like a normal person, but you have to go and make posts that make ME embarassed for you.

Just walk away for the FB. I think you could survive here better that way.

 

[Auron X]

Because I'm tired of the people that derail a thread over grammar.

Cause I'm tired of the people that grab popcorn.

Cause I'm tired of the assholes that think they know everything cause they have a level 75 job or two. If you have maats cap and all jobs in full relic/salvage/assault/af+1/everyrelic weapon, then you know everything.

Cause I'm tired of the "you're a noob, gtfo" even though theres a good chance I've been playing the game for longer than they have, just have done everything but level up constantly. And am...17 levels below them...

you know thats kind of like a guy in citadel for the first time calling a guy in valkurm dunes a noob... huh.

I agree with most of those things, they annoy me too. But it doesn't fucking matter if you have been playing longer then someone if they have done the event and have knowledge and experience on it and you don't. Those last 17 levels do matter because jobs and their roles change over those last levels. Just because you have done an activity doesn't necessarily mean that you actually know what you're talking about in some parts of that certain activity.

 

[Neisan]

Because I'm tired of the people that derail a thread over grammar.

Cause I'm tired of the people that grab popcorn.

Cause I'm tired of the assholes that think they know everything cause they have a level 75 job or two. If you have maats cap and all jobs in full relic/salvage/assault/af+1/everyrelic weapon, then you know everything.

Cause I'm tired of the "you're a noob, gtfo" even though theres a good chance I've been playing the game for longer than they have, just have done everything but level up constantly. And am...17 levels below them...

you know thats kind of like a guy in citadel for the first time calling a guy in valkurm dunes a noob... huh.

Or maybe, just maybe, it's because you're an idiot.

 

[Grandphoenix]

Just because you've played for 4 years and have only gotten one job to 58 is what discredits you. So you've done some chocobo stuff but have you actually accomplished anything that would make you useful in this game? You try and act like you know about merit parties and end game stuff when in reality you should just lurk more.

Is most of your 4 years of playing off and on or afk or something? You can solo to 75 in less than 4 years especially now on DNC and campaign. I know how it is to be playing while you're young I started playing this game when I was 13 myself and it took me a few years to get to 75. I then started over and it took a whole 3 months to do that and beat all missions over again. While not even playing that much..

And at times when there are big lulls in the game, waiting for ferry, lfp, racing my chocobo, fishing, such and such, I browse here

You know there are people who do other stuff in game and still managed to accomplish these tasks right?

 

[Zephayra]

I agree with most of those things, they annoy me too. But it doesn't fucking matter if you have been playing longer then someone if they have done the event and have knowledge and experience on it and you don't. Those last 17 levels do matter because jobs and their roles change over those last levels. Just because you have done an activity doesn't necessarily mean that you actually know what you're talking about in some parts of that certain activity.

However, in the OP, he didn't even flame people who PC+1, grab popcorn, or those who call people noobs (I don't even think I have seen the word noob on the FB for months but maybe I'm reading the wrong flames).

If you had actually 'flamed' those points instead of going with the "YOU ALL HAVE NO LIVES" view, you may have gotten some supporters, but no ...

 

[Zephayra]

However, in the OP, he didn't even flame people who PC+1, grab popcorn, or those who call people noobs (I don't even think I have seen the word noob on the FB for months but maybe I'm reading the wrong flames).

If you had actually 'flamed' those points instead of going with the "YOU ALL HAVE NO LIVES" view, you may have gotten some supporters, but no ...

You as in Urat - my apologies if that sounded misleading.

 

[Hitaru]

Because I'm tired of the people that derail a thread over grammar.

Cause I'm tired of the people that grab popcorn.

Cause I'm tired of the assholes that think they know everything cause they have a level 75 job or two. If you have maats cap and all jobs in full relic/salvage/assault/af+1/everyrelic weapon, then you know everything.

Cause I'm tired of the "you're a noob, gtfo" even though theres a good chance I've been playing the game for longer than they have, just have done everything but level up constantly. And am...17 levels below them...

you know thats kind of like a guy in citadel for the first time calling a guy in valkurm dunes a noob... huh.

Grammar is important, especially for you since you have highschool and gotta write exams and shit.

Grabbing popcorn or PC+1 have been deleted as soon as they appear so I don't get who has been doing that recently but Mods tend to take care of it.

People know alot about their jobs that are 75+ or even 50+ because you've been playing it for a while. I got help playing PUP from people and they gave me good advice and I went with it, and guess what people tend to say that I'm a pretty decent PUP now....what if I chose to Ignore those guys simply coz they had said something that I didn't agree with?

Having a maats cap may be cool but people put time and effort into that. People that you seem to be flaming, the ones with lives and girlfriends and stuff may not have a maats cap either, coz you know they have jobs and shit to take care of.

Also I don't think anyone will ever do all of the jobs to 75 which means they won't have all the relic and armor you stated. Why you ask? Simply because although this game gives you the choice of changing to multiple jobs people tend to stick to one or two, maybe three max. Even if they have more than that they usually stick with two or three that they enjoy playing the most.

The you're a noob gtfo may get old but everyone hates partying with people that don't have a capped sub job it's because you are gimp. in your first post you also stated what gear you had on which to my knowledge isn't that bad, but you're not as good as a dancer that has nin sub up to par. Playing the game longer doesn't mean shit to be honest, I've played this game since EU release and I find out new things everyday, so will you when you get to higher levels and reach end game like the majority of the population.

It's nobody elses fault that you've done nothing but level grind, that's simply your own, Before I got PUP unlocked I was already rank 3/4 in sandy because I asked friends for help etc etc and I also did a bunch of quests and what not.

I'm a PUP and the only people to EVER call me LOLPUP in game are my friends, no-one else does because to be honest, I am not that bad at doing damage, I even out parsed a BLU.

Your last statement didn't make sense to me so I'm ignoring it. You seem to just want to be flamed Urat, it's like it drives you....I personally have nothing against you but I think you need to calm down....You're asking to be flamed, which is stupid.

 

[Neisan]

I've been playing for 3 years and only 1 75, I must be doing something wrong. My problem is how you wouldn't even do basic research that amounts to clicking a mouse twice before posting your 'awesome' ideas, and suddenly everyone who tells you you're wrong is on a 'high horse'. I'm tired of the PC+1 and stuff too but instead of stupidly spraying anger in no direction I do what I can and report the post just to help make things a little bit better.

 

[Urat]

I've been playing for 3 years and only 1 75, I must be doing something wrong. My problem is how you wouldn't even do basic research that amounts to clicking a mouse twice before posting your 'awesome' ideas, and suddenly everyone who tells you you're wrong is on a 'high horse'. I'm tired of the PC+1 and stuff too but instead of stupidly spraying anger in no direction I do what I can and report the post just to help make things a little bit better.

If this si too the trilling dagger eviscration...

See that was a question neisan. Not a anser. I was asking from experienced people if they knew it would work, or not be.

I did get some good answers and thanked them. Your answers were "trilling dagger sucks" and "loleviscration" pretty much...

So no I'm not syaign you're on a high horse cause you said my idea wouldn't work.

I'm saying it cause you acted like an asshole.

 

[Neisan]

I don't entertain stupid questions. No one accused me of being nice.

 

[Rappa]

The problem with you, urat, is that you try too hard. You type up these big, long diatribes about shit no one cares about. Sometimes, the simplest things work out the best. For example, I can easily get my feelings across for you with a simple play on your name: u.r.a.tool. See how easy it is?

 

[rampagesama]

If this si too the trilling dagger eviscration...

See that was a question neisan. Not a anser. I was asking from experienced people if they knew it would work, or not be.

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So no I'm not syaign you're on a high horse cause you said my idea wouldn't work.

5 lines of text, I pull out problems in 3 of them. Don't expect people to take you seriously when you can't manage the time to type straight.

 

[rampagesama]

5 lines of text, I pull out problems in 3 of them. Don't expect people to take you seriously when you can't manage the time to type straight.

*notes* The Submit button isn't the Preview button.

Anyways, was going to say nitpicking spelling/grammar here and there is one thing, but when you make it more difficult than it needs to be for someone to read what you are trying to write, that is the problem. Not nitpicking, lazy posting/poster.

 

[Linhjah]

I could not care less about your spelling and grammar. I don't give a shit about your gear. I don't fucking care how old you are, or how big your dick is, or what jobs you have or any of that shit.

What does irritate the shit out of me is your attention whoring. You tried to turn the Pchan thread into a thread about yourself. It seems you didn't get enough attention there, so you created this (which is really nothing more than a self flame IMO).

Quit drawing negative attention to yourself. There are much better ways to get whatever it is you're after.

 

[Angof]

Thread is full of fail.

Stop QQing about nothing and go back to playing the game IMO.

Oh and if you make another flame topic, at least make it worth my time to read.

KTHXBAI.

 

[Blazeoffury]

Ok, so you're a 16 year old, trying to call everyone on the boards immature etc.. yet you're all about saying "You have no life, or you should be doing something else with your time." That's a rediculous self contradiction.

Why should we do that? Why should we not be allowed to have fun in our own way during our free time... Must we all work 20 hours a day since we aren't in high school anymore? In all honesty, what makes you think that you have the right or say how we should spend our free time.

You don't like it when people ridicule your grammar? Then type it correctily, no it may not always be perfect, but damn, please type it coherently. There is no reason why everyone can't take a little time out to type something correctly. If you don't like the gang mentality of our grammar nazi's then in all honesty, you can show yourself out of the door. Just please don't use the "it's the interwebz... ill type how i please" bullshit of a cop out. You're 16, so most likely a junior in high school, that's around 11 years of English courses you have taken, please don't let it go to waste.

Last thing, quit drawing so much attention to yourself and your downfalls in multiple threads, it's very annoying and very much of a childish cry for attention.