lol XD I always imagined them as stealing my stuff to sell on the auctionhouse <.<; And when I talk to the bastard near the Lower Jeuno Auction House, he just pretends like nothing ever happened and greet me with the normal "Is my assistance reaching you master?"... I'm on to you you bastards!
But then again, I might just be paranoid =/ This does open another problem. For some sick reason my moogle ALWAYS dances whenever I change job and end up naked in front of him... that damn pervert >.<