Favorite movie lines

I Heart Huckabees

Vivian Jaffe: Have you ever transcended space and time?
Albert Markovski: Yes. No. Uh, time.. not space. No, I don't know what you're talking about.

Brad Stand: Shania hates mayo all right, and she can't eat chicken salad, thats no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo - the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches - she still doesn't believe me - I say, Shania, I'm allergic to mayo - which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches... before she realizes, its chicken salad.

Tommy Corn: How come we only ask ourselves the really big questions when something bad happens?
 
i'm surprised no one has hit up 300. there are to many good quotes in that movie to list.

HAPPY FEET
Leopard Seal: Come here sausage. I take you with ketchup!
Ramon: But first you got to "catch up"!
[penguins laugh]

X-3
Magneto - In chess the pawns go first.

Resident Evil
JD - I shot her five times. How was she still standing?
Raine - Bitch isn't standing now.

Transformers
Jazz - Whats crackin lil'bitches?

Jazz - That all you got Megatron?
Megatron - Come here little cretin!
Jazz - You want a piece of me? YOU WANNA PIECE!?
Megatron - NO! I want two!
 
"SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!!!"

Full Metal Jacket
 
Rayn said:
"SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!!!"

Full Metal Jacket
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NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 25!!
 
"What's this guy supposed to be, the ultimate badass?" - No Country for Old Men
 
Rayn said:
Motherfuckin "You must spread some reputation around bullshit yada yada"

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R. Lee is one of my heroes. But he pales in comparison to this man.


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OxiClean will cleanse the world, I think.
 
Arnold shootzanigga in Commando:

"I eat green berets for breakfast.. AND I'M VERY HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!"

South park AIDS episode:

"Hey Africa the cure for AIDS is money, all you have to do is gather up your money!"

* guy drives off, and all the poor africans just stand there being poor*

I think at the point I died laughing for the first time in my life.
 
Not exactly a movie line but:

"If you're thinking about self-destructing, let me give you one piece of advice: it hurts like hell." - Heero Yuy - Gundam Wing
 
semi necro cause some great ones are missing.

"That there is one damn fine coat you're wearin...." - Marv - Sin City

"Some people think Marv is crazy, he just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield swingin an axe into someones face." - Dwight - Sin City

"Are you like, a crazy person?"
"I'm quiet sure they will say so." - Evi and V - V for Vendetta

"I don't think you understand. They killed my dog" - Bob Lee Swagger - Shooter

"Welcome to Tennessee, patron state of shootin stuff." - Bob Lee Swagger - Shooter

"This is really heavy." - Peter Parker - Spiderman II

"You two killed everything I ever loved...fuck you both." - Sleven - Lucky # Sleven

"You just killed a helicopter with a car!" - Matt Farrell
"I was outa bullets." - John McClane - Live Free or Die Hard

"Yippi-kay-ya motherfucker" John McClane - Die Hard

"Fuck me, he cleared it" - Will - Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves
 
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Been a long time since i've seen Happy Gilmore so the quote might be a bit off but it always cracks me up when I think about it,

Shooter: "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
Happy: "You eat shit for breakfast?"
 
Clerks II
"Cause I want to see if a girl with a mouth full of donkey spunk swallows"
 
i just watched Clue and saw a few good ones.

Mrs.White: Watsworth let me out!
Watsworth: No!
Mrs.White: Why not?!
Watsworth: We have to find out who did this. We're all in this together.
Mrs.Peacock: If you leave I'll say you killed them both.
Mrs.White: Oh Watsworth I'll make you sorry you ever started this. One day, when we're alone together....
Watsworth: Mrs.White no man in his right mind would ever be alone together with you.

Mr.Green: Why would anyone want to kill the cook?
Ms.Scarlet: Dinner wasn't that bad.

Col.Mustard: Oh come on there is only one admitted killer here and it is certainly not me it's her. [points a Mrs.White]
Mrs.White: I've admitted nothing....
Col.Mustard: You payed the blackmail. How many husbands have you had?
Mrs.White: Mine or other women's?
Col.Mustard: Yours.
Mrs.White: Five.
Col.Mustard: Five?
Mrs.White: Yes just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex "Soft, Strong, and disposable".

Ms.Scarlet: Maybe there is life after death.
Mrs.White: Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage!
 
Something I meant to post awhile back but forgot. Suprisingly one of my favorite movie lines is one thats kinda corny the poem of Odysseus movie(yes the one with Vanessa Williams).

Odysseus asks Minerva some sort of question near the time for his quest to do battle in Troy she answers

"The gods do not do acts what man can do for themselves."

Just an interesting tidbit to me
 
From One Piece Movie 8:

Luffy: "I wanna kick Crocodile's ass"

and

Luffy: "Death Happens"

The FUNimation dub is soooooooooooooo great!
 
Falling Down

[after Bill shoots the golf cart, triggering Frank's heart attack]
Bill Foster: What's wrong?
Frank: My - heart...
Bill Foster: Well, what can I do about it?
Frank: Pills... get p-pills...
Bill Foster: Where are your pills?
[Frank points towards the cart, which has just plunged into a water hazard]
Bill Foster: Bad news. Your little car's gonna drown. And you're gonna die, wearing that stupid hat. How does it feel?
 
Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms!
 
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