Here's mine, be prepared for some lame ones.
10. A link doesn't take you to a web page, it brings an extra monster to your camp.
9. As you leave the dinner table for the kitchen, you shout "Zone!"
8. You're asking your wife to check if anything's in your Delivery Box in the morning.
7. You pick up bird feathers, but then realize you don't even know how to make fletching through regular means.
6. At work, you start dodging behind cubicles in the hopes your boss doesn't aggro you on sight.
5. Your stacks of poker chips are no bigger than stacks of 12
4. You start waving and talking to every other fisherman because you're scared they might think you're a bot.
3. You're afraid your car will roll away when you "dismount" it
2. Never before have you ever considered the possibility of a pirate ship attack on a cruise
1. You wonder why animals are running *away* from you in the forest instead of aggroing to sound.