Get Out Of Jail Free card = be obscenely obese

[Grandphoenix]

Half-ton woman indicted in slaying of nephew, 2
EDINBURG, Texas (AP) --
Prosecutors are trying to decide how to jail and bring to court a nearly half-ton, bedridden woman accused of killing her 2-year-old nephew.

A grand jury on Thursday indicted Mayra Lizbeth Rosales, 27, on one count of first-degree murder and on one count of injury to a child in the death of Eliseo Gonzalez Jr. She previously had been charged with capital murder.

Rosales weighs nearly 1,000 pounds and cannot fit through a door to leave her home, leaving prosecutors wondering how to bring her to court. As of Thursday evening, she was not in custody.

Hidalgo County Sheriff Lupe Trevino said holding her at the county jail for her trial would be impossible because she needs extensive medical care.

"She would die," said Trevino in Thursday's online edition of The Monitor in McAllen.

The grand jury indicted Rosales after an autopsy confirmed investigators' suspicions that the child died March 18 because he had been struck. Investigators believe the toddler was struck at least twice, crushing his head.

Authorities recommended Rosales' bond be set at $150,000.

The boy's mother Jaime Rosales, was charged earlier with injury to a child because she allegedly left her son alone with his aunt. Her bond has been set at $100.000.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/22/obese.woman.ap/index.html

 

[JP]

lulz

 

[Hexx]

As a parent I say, GIVE HER THE DEATH PENALTY!!! Let her rot in jail and die through her own inability to breathe because she chose to be that fat. Shes a waste of space AND air.

 

[Tyrath]

Next time I wanna kill someone, I'm gonna go gain some weight.

 

[Taurothar]

Next time I wanna kill someone, I'm gonna go gain some weight.

Murder and Donuts. Win Win.

 

[Myrrh]

Did she eat the fucking child?

 

[Linhjah]

WTH would you leave your 2 year old child with someone who is physically incapable of watching a toddler? And how the hell did that woman have enough physical strength or dexterity to hit him hard enough to crush his skull?
What a sad bunch of sick bullshit.

 

[Hitaru]

WTH would you leave your 2 year old child with someone who is physically incapable of watching a toddler? And how the hell did that woman have enough physical strength or dexterity to hit him hard enough to crush his skull?
What a sad bunch of sick bullshit.

She had a potent belt on, as well as a Snipers ring...the accuracy on those is enough, but to top it all off...Spike necklace.

:: hides ::

on topic:

It's kinda wierd...she is somewhat under house arrest already since she can't move. Just keep her there and cut off her meds.

 

[Tok]

And how the hell did that woman have enough physical strength or dexterity to hit him hard enough to crush his skull?

you really dont need that much dexterity to lift a 200 pound arm and drop it on the head of a 2 year old =/

 

[Princemercury]

In all seriousness... why do insanely obese people even exist?

Question 2 : Why are they even allowed to exist?

Just to quote someone I know... "moar". That is all.