God hates me, the story of my life

Myrrh

Myrrh

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alright well tonight was the last straw for me and i will get to that after i tell you about my life. It all began when i was born and had Cystic Fibrosis( http://www3.nbnet.nb.ca/normap/cfsymptoms.htm ). Then 2 years later i had a little brother who well lets just say he can get away with murder and if you met him you would want to KILL him. Then when i was 5 years old i got my....... well i got my balls caught on a VERY sharp fence and metal on to boot. Then my older brother went into gangs and other bad things like that and now he is in jail for 25 to life. then 2 years ago i had surgery on my balls(o joy) and i died on the table. i don't mean just inside i mean i REALLY fucking died (stupid doctors). I think i was dead for 30 secs.

At this point my little brother has started to take after my older bro(the one in jail for murder). Like he brought a fucking shotgun to school....... pulled a knife on some 12th graders in school with a teacher nearby. then he gets caught smoking pot by my mom and she lets him get away with it.

BUt enough about him back to my life, so about 8 months ago i buy ff XI and i wasn't able to play it for 5 months and it was a bitch i mean this games pwns lol. so then a few days ago school starts and what do i find out the fucking school has LOST my credits like 2 or 3 that i did in summer school , they have no record of me being in summer school at all i mean i was there every day i did the exams and like AHHHHHH. and then tonight the icing to the cake of my life i get a $535 ticket for my god damn car because it wasn't insured(sp?) i marajade was driving the god damn thing and he got away with not getting a ticket(that asshat) and now i i am not getting a psp. :( and that is my life in a positive light.
 
thats some sick shit dude but its true myrrh got no balls he donated them to science for being designed in format of cartoon characters, all i gotta say is damn u r fucked up son no more shit for u lol
 
o.O

Damn myrrh, that's too bad about that ticket.
Make mara repay you with gil :- P
 
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prydaddy said:
Damn myrrh, that's too bad about that ticket.
Make mara repay you with gil :- P
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HAH!
 
no they didn't its a long story abou that but its not even something to joke about and i still have my balls.
 
Sounds like you should be more mad at your parents not knowing how to raise children rather than this unsaw individual you deem God. Just my opinion though and I already know I'm an asshole, if you planned on tossing that cookie at me.
 
well, Everyone has their problems.

as far as that ticket goes, they gave you a court date , no?
If so, just get insurance by the time you have to go and they will dismiss all charges and you won't have to pay it.

at least that's what they did for me. an I had expired Liscense, Expired tags, car wasn't registered to me, didn't have old registration or my expired liscense on me, and had no insurance.

Fixed it all by the time I had to go to court and they dropped all charges.

as far as your siblings go...

If you get life in prison (25 years), then the chances you actually need to be in there are pretty fair. As far as your little bro smokin weed and mom not gettin mad about it... that's her fault. Pot is like alcohol in the respect that it takes responsibility to know how to use it recreationally and not let it take over your life. I started smoknig when I was too young and it helped to fuck up my life pretty bad. Now, I'm mature enuff to know how to balance things I need(work) to do with things I want to do(drugs and games).

I'm usually not in the habit of talkin about other guys balls, but... at least it wasn't cancer.

And as far as CF goes... that sucks man. At least it's not somethin worse, like MS, Severe Epilepsy, Downs Syndrom, or Sickle Cell Anemia.

In the words of a Very wise man...

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle,
And this'll help things turn out for the best, hey,
Always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the light side of life,
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse you're lips and whistle,
That's the thing.
And, always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the right side of life,
For life is quite absurd,
An. death's the final word,
You must always face the curtain with a bow,
Forget about your sin,
give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it, it's you last chance of the hour.
So, always look on the bright side of death,
Just before you draw your terminal breath,
Life's a piece o' shit,
When you look at it,
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go,
Remember that the last laugh is on you.
And, always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the right side of life,
Worse things happen at sea, you know,
Always look on the bright side of life,
I mean, what do you have to lose?
You come from nothing,
You go back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!
Always look on the bright side of life.

-Eric Idle from "The Life of Brian"
 
I thought i had it bad, a menopausal mom, a cranky handicapped dad, and a brother whos 19 but acts like hes 5. To top it off i've got ADD which don't help much in school, being this my last year in high school i gotto pull my weight and pass every class or i don't walk in june. ADD also sux when your the whm of a pt.

That CF stuff some fucked up shit right there. you don't get all those symtoms do you?

About the balls ouch thats why i always afraid to climb fences growing up. you can still have children can't you?


I wouldn't blame anyone for not haveing the greatest life, if what i learned in church is true we all have some purpose in this world, i haven't found mine yet but it'll come, and i'm sure yours will come too
 
he still got his balls but... a side effect of CF is impotence <.<;;
seriously... god hates this kid... when we got pulled over (i was there) we expected him to get hit by lightning repeatedly as soon as he stepped out of the vehicle... his older brother's in for murder and his little brother is twice as dumb.... god.... the more you know the more you pity. Least you don't have Hanson's Disease (leperosy)
 
>.< damn you dark saying i have impotence and if i said the whole story of my life and how unlucky i am you would agree god hates me. the stuff i said was about 1/200 of my life events. and for the people who think god loves me this and that i used to be a FULL christian and bad shit still happened to me.
 
Once read some where that if you continuesly dwell on bad thoughts, people tend to grow more sick and unhealthy, hence what chemical i guess are relased from the brain. makes me wonder if emo kids stay healthy.
 
Gowron said:
Once read some where that if you continuesly dwell on bad thoughts, people tend to grow more sick and unhealthy, hence what chemical i guess are relased from the brain. makes me wonder if emo kids stay healthy.
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No they die young man..I have yet to see an Emo kid over the age of 25.
 
Strid said:
Gowron said:
Once read some where that if you continuesly dwell on bad thoughts, people tend to grow more sick and unhealthy, hence what chemical i guess are relased from the brain. makes me wonder if emo kids stay healthy.
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No they die young man..I have yet to see an Emo kid over the age of 25.
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I'd attribute that more to growing out of it than emocide.
 
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