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iaredrew

iaredrew

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Just a fun post to make you /sigh at the nubs... I don't know if I should rejoice that more people are joining the world of Vana'diel or just cry myself to sleep. Enjoy!

Bozi>> {Party} ? {Valkurm Dunes}
>>Bozi : {Yes, Please}
Bozi>> {Valkurm Dunes}
>>Bozi : omw
>>Bozi : gotta get ammo but i'll brt [playing rng]
[one minute later]
Bozi>> {Party} ? {Valkurm Dunes}
>>Bozi : you just asked me, i'm getting ammo
>>Bozi : {Can you speak English?}
[did a search for him]
>>Bozi : {Um...} you're lvl 14, what are the lvls of the other members?
Bozi>> {Yes, please}
[I don't get it either]
>>Bozi : {Can you speak English?}
[wait a minute or so]
>>Bozi : {Can you speak English?}
[ok I'm going to Valkurm to see how bad it really is]
>>Bozi : {Invite to Join Party}
[no response]
>>Bozi : {Hello!}?
Bozi>> No
>>Bozi : lol wtf?

I'm impressed actually.. I've seen my share of nubbins but this guy deserves a freegin trophy. :banned:
 
In before "In before loldunes party."
 
iaredrew said:
I don't know if I should rejoice that more people are joining the world of Vana'diel or just cry myself to sleep.
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I'd say the latter.

Next time go get some regen drinks and atk food. Solo to 20 in less time than leveling through the dunes.
 
Where's the funny part of the op? I feel like a victim of false advertisement.
 
can I get the last 45 seconds of my life back?
 
If you are going to make a flame about the dunes please say it in the first sentence so i can continue with my life. kthnx.
 
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Kelyon said:
If you are going to make a flame about the dunes please say it in the first sentence so i can continue with my life. kthnx.
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You got it in the first tell.. I'll try to return your 5 secs back to your life total :wink:
 
No one should act like this wasted any sort of time, because in all honesty, you weren't going to do anything better in that time frame.
 
iaredrew said:
You got it in the first tell.. I'll try to return your 5 secs back to your life total :wink:
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He makes a good point. I noticed it, but I still read it. I was going to waste my life away regardless.
 
Makelith said:
No one should act like this wasted any sort of time, because in all honesty, you weren't going to do anything better in that time frame.
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God damn Mak... are we related or something?
 
That'd be hot if we were.
 
If this Bozi guy has >50 jobs i'd be concerned if he is lev 14 no sub... nothing that bad... everyone has been noob and had rights to be it.
Laugh at this..

xxxxxx>> hello
>>xxxxxx : hello
xxxxxx>> do you have summoner > 30?
>>xxxxxx : yes it's around 50
xxxxxx>> can you help me doing Promyvion-(cantremember)
>>xxxxxx : Sorry, in another moment maybe, but i just done them all twice for friends in a week.. kinda bored of that place... really i'm sorry
xxxxxx>> :( ok

[few hours later, 1 or 2 not 20....]

xxxxxx>> hello
>>xxxxxx : hello
xxxxxx>> do you have summoner > 30?
>>xxxxxx : i told you i have it but not in mood for promyvions....
xxxxxx>> so you won't help me doing Promyvion-(cantremember)
>>xxxxxx : nope
xxxxxx>> we are 5/6
>>xxxxxx : good, so you'll fill the party and beat it even before finishing bothering me..
xxxxxx>> so.. not helping? you sure
>>xxxxxx : ... is "no" so hard to understand....
xxxxxx>> :(

[ couple of days later doing somethins on whm75/smn37 ]
xxxxxx>> hello
..........
>>xxxxxx : hello!!
xxxxxx>> do you have summoner > 30?
......not to surprised but... meh
>>xxxxxx : no i'm sorry i haven't unlocked that job.......
>>xxxxxx : btw would you care helping me to unlock it?
xxxxxx>> do you know someone with summoner > 30?
>>xxxxxx : /sea all smn level 30-75
xxxxxx>> you are not helpfull
......
>>xxxxxx : no i'm a bitch...
xxxxxx>> ; ;

[ did i got rid of him?.... no!!!!! 2 hours later...]
xxxxxx>> hello
>:(
>>xxxxxx : {hello}
xxxxxx>> do you have summoner > 30?
>>xxxxxx : {i'm sorry i can't speak any english}
xxxxxx>> {Summoner} 30 {promyvion-whatever}
>>xxxxxx : {thanks for the offer but i have to pass} {rajas ring} {mine}
xxxxxx>> ok :(

he didn't even realized that {mine} for a non english means something complitely different....

xxxxxx is.........? just guess... isn't that hard this board is full of him
 
lol I'm so sorry clarisse, but why didn't you just /blist? I mean I only dealt with him once and he was the newest member.

Still I liked the last part of the tells XD
 
iaredrew said:
lol I'm so sorry clarisse, but why didn't you just /blist? I mean I only dealt with him once and he was the newest member.

Still I liked the last part of the tells XD
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AHAHAHA noooo i'll never /blist assdog whitegate would be boing without his /shouts
 
Clarisse said:
If this Bozi guy has >50 jobs i'd be concerned if he is lev 14 no sub... nothing that bad... everyone has been noob and had rights to be it.
Laugh at this..
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Every once in a while I do the subjob glitch and go out to the dunes seeking as a ranger or dark knight with no sub.
 
Makelith said:
No one should act like this wasted any sort of time, because in all honesty, you weren't going to do anything better in that time frame.
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Oh so true if I weren't reading this, I'd be picking my nose or something else disgusting.... :crazy:
 
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