Good times or Flame? I lol'd

Clarisse said:
o.O how?
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Go into your MH and swap your main job and sub job to the same job at the "same time" (as far as the server is concerned). Usually requires a laggy area like Whitegate MH.
 
Makelith said:
No one should act like this wasted any sort of time, because in all honesty, you weren't going to do anything better in that time frame.
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I could have fapped damn it!
 
Clarisse said:
If this Bozi guy has >50 jobs i'd be concerned if he is lev 14 no sub... nothing that bad... everyone has been noob and had rights to be it.
Laugh at this..

xxxxxx>> hello
>>xxxxxx : hello
xxxxxx>> do you have summoner > 30?
>>xxxxxx : yes it's around 50
xxxxxx>> can you help me doing Promyvion-(cantremember)
>>xxxxxx : Sorry, in another moment maybe, but i just done them all twice for friends in a week.. kinda bored of that place... really i'm sorry
xxxxxx>> :( ok

[few hours later, 1 or 2 not 20....]

xxxxxx>> hello
>>xxxxxx : hello
xxxxxx>> do you have summoner > 30?
>>xxxxxx : i told you i have it but not in mood for promyvions....
xxxxxx>> so you won't help me doing Promyvion-(cantremember)
>>xxxxxx : nope
xxxxxx>> we are 5/6
>>xxxxxx : good, so you'll fill the party and beat it even before finishing bothering me..
xxxxxx>> so.. not helping? you sure
>>xxxxxx : ... is "no" so hard to understand....
xxxxxx>> :(

[ couple of days later doing somethins on whm75/smn37 ]
xxxxxx>> hello
..........
>>xxxxxx : hello!!
xxxxxx>> do you have summoner > 30?
......not to surprised but... meh
>>xxxxxx : no i'm sorry i haven't unlocked that job.......
>>xxxxxx : btw would you care helping me to unlock it?
xxxxxx>> do you know someone with summoner > 30?
>>xxxxxx : /sea all smn level 30-75
xxxxxx>> you are not helpfull
......
>>xxxxxx : no i'm a bitch...
xxxxxx>> ; ;

[ did i got rid of him?.... no!!!!! 2 hours later...]
xxxxxx>> hello
>:(
>>xxxxxx : {hello}
xxxxxx>> do you have summoner > 30?
>>xxxxxx : {i'm sorry i can't speak any english}
xxxxxx>> {Summoner} 30 {promyvion-whatever}
>>xxxxxx : {thanks for the offer but i have to pass} {rajas ring} {mine}
xxxxxx>> ok :(

he didn't even realized that {mine} for a non english means something complitely different....

xxxxxx is.........? just guess... isn't that hard this board is full of him
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This is funny readin!:banned:
 
iaredrew said:
Just a fun post to make you /sigh at the nubs... I've seen my share of nubbins QUOTE]

I'd also appreciate it if you stopped dissing the Nubs. She's my friend, afterall.


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maybe this guy just has a really bad memory of the people he asks for help...i've known people who've asked me for manaburns 3-4 times

they just /sea all lvljob/lvljob and ask away...

but thats other people, he could be stupid too
 
Is she missing her legs too? Ground seems kinda close.
 
Lucki said:
and while we're on the subject of missing limbs.... are her arms gone as well?
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Looks like it, honestly I didn't even notice she was missing any body parts. Was too busy staring at that hideous face. lol
 
Lucki said:
with a happy ending in 10 seconds?!? :shok:
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FUCK I said the quiet part out loud and the loud part quietly.

Yes 10 seconds :( lol :shok:
 
StanDarsh said:
Looks like it, honestly I didn't even notice she was missing any body parts. Was too busy staring at that hideous face. lol
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am i a horrible person if i laughed at her when her name is "Nubs" as well as all her limbs?
 
Lucki said:
and while we're on the subject of missing limbs.... are her arms gone as well?
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I thought it was a given that her arms were missing O.o
No shadows distinguishing arms on the wall behind her.
 
Lucki said:
am i a horrible person if i laughed at her when her name is "Nubs" as well as all her limbs?
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I was trying to come up with a funny name for an androgynous punk rock chick with no arms and no legs :/
 
Silenus said:
I was trying to come up with a funny name for an androgynous punk rock chick with no arms and no legs :/
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When I saw this comment, all I could think of was this..

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Except you know.. minus the no limbs part.
 
lmao. Awesome derail. But yeah, she's missing her arms and her legs. She's a huge punk fan and NOFX actually wrote a song about her on one of their albums. Here's the lyrics.

"She's Nubs"

It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels
How does she get in and out of tubs
I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad
Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.

No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,
No phalanges no knobby knees to knock
She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
She's always in the stands, she's nubs
She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone
She's got no funny bone, she's nubs
No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs.

I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto,
I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no

It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve
and told her I'd see her at the next club she got into a pack
and some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub

She's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,
but without calves and thighs, she's nubs
It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,
when all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs

She's nubs, She's nubs, She's nubs...
Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs.
 
after reading that, and then laughing, i feel im going to hell... but that it was worth it
 
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