I kinda have to say something about all this wolf business, ive been reading this and phraust's thread about this guy and i feel the need to offer him some constuctive advice. here goes.
Hey wolf.....
Go fuck yourself with a taco you dipshitbitchbrainedasslickingratmolesting
shitnacho.
ahh, felt good. anyway, now for the Actual constructive advice:
Hey wolf, why are you so damn pissed? You think all those people at argus are bots? theyre not, bots are slow ass, bots are for amateurs.
Know what they do have? read phraust's posts, read between the lines:
TURBO FUCKING CONTROLLERS you numbnut sackwad. They arent bots bitchboy, they gots NOS. You dont. BUT.
Heres the part where wolf goes off on turbo controllers. wait for it....
k, he spewed a bunch of unreadable gibberish into the air, pulled directly from his left nostril. back to what i was saying.
You wolf, have no reason to care about turbo controllers. Why? you cant beat a normal person. You cant even beat a slow-ass bot. Wolf, i bet you camp with /targetnpc dont you? Again, that shits for amateurs. there are faster things, i can beat 90% of the bots on standard nm's with 1 count em, 1 finger. Spamming ctrl+0 with that being a targetnpc macro, that shit aint gonna work in the real world of high-end camps, and im not about to tell you any better ways, thats something we all have to figure out ourselves. But just because youre all pussy-pissed at people like rinas and phraust because YOU are a slow ass punk bitch, you automatically assume theyre bots. Because you cant beat them. Hell, ive never camped against you, but you cant beat ME either. And i cant beat rinas. So you lose. Camping is an art, its not just stand in one place and mash a macro, you have to know what your claim is, its recharge, spawn patterns, death timers, windows, placeholders, wandering mobs, the fastest way to Trigger claimer, which of the various methods will work best in current situation based on all of the above listed conditionals. And most important, you have to have a clear, NON bullshit knowledge of How Fast Am I. Me? im fast. But im not THAT fast. So i keep my ass out the maze. Hell, i cant sing, do you see me onstage? hell no. You cant camp. You obviously cant even beat the gilsellers in davoi (my new favorite playthings). I've made every one of them, Eol excluded, LOG OUT. But ya know what? Still cant beat rinas. So as i said, i dont bother to try.
Why do you continue to mope around the maze? Well, the way i figure it, Its jealousy. They arent bots, even a goddamn Mental patient could figure that out, so that includes you, simply by the fact youve had CONVERSATIONS with these people, traded insults, and by Your Own Admission Threatened them on numerous occasions, all while (as clearly shown in screenshots) they are engaged in Actions which Clearly denote their NON-BOTNESS. So that leaves jealousy. these people arent fucking up the game, theyre fucking up YOUR game, by not letting you HAVE argus all to yourself. Youre a whiny little bitch wolfmonkey, here, have a fucking cookie. Go cry. Come to davoi, ill Make you cry.
In conclusion wolf, stop your fucking whining, we all know by now that your very upset you cant camp worth a shit, so why dont you make yourself useful and go polish Dowzers boots, since you obviously seem to have a massive crush on he, rinas and phraust. you cant seem to leave them alone for so much as a second, and all those screenshots......
Awwwwwwwww, puppy love!
hmmm, that wasnt constructive at all was it? oh well. wolf, take up fishing or something, NM's are not for you. if you still think they are, come compete with me, youll love chi blast. its sooooo slow.
~Aurorines [pet] [cat]