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Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/

There was also a youtube video of the newscast, but I figured no one needs to hear 'I got my junk stuck in a table" moans.
 
The bench mustve really turned him on for him to not be able to get limp and free himself >_>
 
The ending of the video is the best part "At least he has proven not all Asian men are small."
 
The bench mustve really turned him on for him to not be able to get limp and free himself >_>

Well, to be fair, it probably ended up like a ring where once he got past the "point of no return" the hole was constricting his veins and physically preventing the blood from escaping from it.
 
Well, to be fair, it probably ended up like a ring where once he got past the "point of no return" the hole was constricting his veins and physically preventing the blood from escaping from it.

I choose to reject your logic in favor of the funnier explanation D:
 
that's sick and funny in a morbid way

those holes still look small though....
 
...wouldn't the icing on the cake be if that guy had this Picture and was repeating to himself, "No time for love" over and over...
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...untill he got stuck that is...
 
You know.. maybe it's because I'm female.. But that's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
 
Woooooooow.... lol
 
I have to agree that those holes are rather small... millimeter peter 4tl.
 
Who just goes out and says "I so lonely I'ma fuck this here bench!"
 
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maybe he saw the hole, thought "Wandel if I fit smarr hore? I heal whole velly good, sheep" and got horny.
 
The only thing I thought of is what would you do for a klondike bar.
 
You know.. maybe it's because I'm female.. But that's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

Not just because you're female.
 
Poor man..lmao, he shouldve gotten drunk before this..at least it would be less embarrasing than WILLING to fuck a steel bench.
 
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