Help A Virgin Devirginize

[Hitokiri]

So this guy has been a tampon friend and may have been given a break. I would have set the bar a little lower, seriously 5 million though. Good luck buddy.


http://helpavirgin.com/

48 days till New Year's Eve... 07/10 was the day this website was set up

Well guys, here's the deal: I'm 25 years old and still a virgin. Yes, I know, it's pretty weird... I've always been a shy guy, and as time passed I just got too old. To be honest, I'm not quite happy about this, as one would figure.

Actually, I almost lost it once. I had a girlfriend when I was 23. But in the end pretty much nothing happened - she left me for a guy that had more money than I did. I don't think I'm ugly looking, I'm just not good with this kind of stuff. And since then I also have a trauma of sorts.

Anyway. I'm going to tell you why I set up this website. I made a bet with a friend of mine (my only friend who knows about this situation, and who is, by the way, very pretty): if I get 5 million unique hits for this website until New Year's eve, she's going to "help" me. It's exactly what you're thinking! If I can't do it, I'll have to do anything she wants for a whole month.

So, I ask to whoever is reading this: tell about this website to everyone you know!! Please, help me! You just have to enter the website. I'm doing all I can. Thanks

07/10 Please don't use scripts! Refreshing doesn't help either! Thanks. =)

 

[Mirewen]

I'm a nub that doesn't know what "tampon friend" means.

It would suck to have to do everything a woman wants for a month though, especially if he doesn't get sex out of it

 

[Rayn]

As soon as I read "tampon friend" the only thing I thought of was that Family Guy episode when Peter transformed in to Jayna's tampon and played the "waiting game". lol

 

[Kotsu]

I'm a nub that doesn't know what "tampon friend" means.

It would suck to have to do everything a woman wants for a month though, especially if he doesn't get sex out of it

Tampon friend = man in friend zone for woman who doesn't have the balls to pursue "extra" friendship perks, and may essentially just be one of her girlfriends that goes shoe shopping with her. These people are often considering "Manbitches" as per Man-Law.

 

[Draciot]

He'd have to get roughly 100,391 hits per day until New Years to make the goal. Poor bastard is going to have a month of suffering. Maybe his friend will take pity and give him something for a good try.

 

[Mirewen]

Tampon friend = man in friend zone for woman who doesn't have the balls to pursue "extra" friendship perks, and may essentially just be one of her girlfriends that goes shoe shopping with her. These people are often considering "Manbitches" as per Man-Law.

Fuck, they have terms for everything!

 

[Tyrath]

Hes not gonna make it lol.

 

[Genkaku]

It would suck to have to do everything a woman wants for a month though, especially if he doesn't get sex out of it

Oh I dunno. Some people are down like that.. :3

On a side note. I see these websites pop up all the time. Its either this, or "If I get 1000 links to this site, my cousins friends sisters brothers 3rd nephew's mom twice removed will have sex with me"

 

[Kotsu]

Fuck, they have terms for everything!

Those of the brotherhood of Man-Law, such as myself, have many terms for men who are disgracing us. Most commonly used is ManBitch. This isn't to say that I'm not often considered a manbitch for things I do or say either though -.-;; gotta keep the woman happy. She has the vagina.

More importantly, this guy is retarded if it's true. I doubt it is though. Honestly, by 25 I'd just pick up a fat chick at the bar and slam that down to knock the rust off. Then, with depressingly instilled confidence, begin working my way up the food chain. Or if she's that big, down the food chain :shok:

 

[Mirewen]

Classy.

 

[Kotsu]

It's how I roll baby. :awesome: But really... 25... Save yourself for marriage as an excuse, or do what I just said. Obviously, hope no friends find out otherwise for either scenario. :shok:

 

[Myrrh]

So...he's going to do everything she wants for a month and get no sex out of it...least he'll see what marriage is like.

 

[Gohaan]

So...he's going to do everything she wants for a month and get no sex out of it...least he'll see what marriage is like.

I LOL'd quite hard at this... Funny good job

 

[Morwen]

Its probably not going to work, or is even true. But just in case, I went and hit refresh a few times to boost his numbers a bit, lol. Poor guy.

 

[Tok]

no fuckin way, got the guy a hit but he's hopeless lol only 100 somethin k hits and only 50 days till new years? he needs a miracle

 

[Morwen]

Someone email that to their local radio station, they might get a kick out of it and get the guy some numbers.

 

[Makelith]

Someone email that to their local radio station, they might get a kick out of it and get the guy some numbers.

On of my friends is an intern at the majorly popular radio station here, and gets coffee for the host of the most popular show. I sent the site to pass on to him and hopefully, i'll be able to report back with success.

 

[Mirewen]

I went and hit refresh a few times to boost his numbers a bit, lol.

Refreshing doesn't work

He's not gettin' laid.

 

[Pasquale]

Assuming this is real, his "very pretty" friend should just lift her skirt and do him. After 25 sexless years, he'll last about as long as a commercial, and she can go back to watching America's Next Top Model without missing any of Tyra's trademark sass.

 

[Hitokiri]

Tampon friend = man in friend zone for woman who doesn't have the balls to pursue "extra" friendship perks, and may essentially just be one of her girlfriends that goes shoe shopping with her. These people are often considering "Manbitches" as per Man-Law.

Kotsu pretty much summed it up.

You can do pretty much anything with a tampon, but you can’t engage in sexual intercourse.

So… a man is a “tampon friend” when he becomes very close friends with a woman, so close that they’ll practically do everything together - but she’ll never have sex with him.