Help A Virgin Devirginize

[Uzor]

there has to be something more to this guy that he's not sharing. getting laid is stupidly easy.

If you go to a gay bar you're guaranteed to get some.

 

[K. Ishitar]

I'm not basing this off my friends. We all know its true. A guy will make another guy feel like shit but at the end of the day they both know they're messing around and will get over it.

Women...lets just say they're much more devious if they wanna get back at someone D:

truer words have never been spoken lol

 

[exodusamphi]

This guy is just wow.

And I bet he makes a good $.10 off every hit to his site from advertising, so the man has already made a cool 1k.

What a bitch of a friend tho. "Tell ya what, you get your site to have an insane number of hits in a remarkably short period of time and ill give you a mercy lay. Afterwords ill regret it terribly and cry myself to sleep in the shower with skin red from scrubbing. Then I wont talk to you again and make you feel like shit, thus killing your confidence and re-afferming (sp) why you were a virgin until 25 anyway. Afterall, sex is like a subjob, If you havent had it by 18 people understand your a noob, but by 21 you just get laughed at."

 

[Mirewen]

Hey, I love women. I love it when they do my laundry and make me a sandwich. Among other things.

That's called your mom.

 

[Bajaratt]

That's called your mom.

Only for the first two things. For the others, that'd just be sick.

 

[Mirewen]

Oedipus complex much?

 

[Hexx]

Wow I call this bull shit, and LOL at what exo said heh heh cuz its {True Strike}. Honestly tho, this just makes the guy look like a ManBitch thru and thru, nuff said.

 

[Bajaratt]

Oedipus complex much?

I'm not the one bringing mothers into this.

 

[Ecks]

This guy is just wow.

And I bet he makes a good $.10 off every hit to his site from advertising, so the man has already made a cool 1k.

What a bitch of a friend tho. "Tell ya what, you get your site to have an insane number of hits in a remarkably short period of time and ill give you a mercy lay. Afterwords ill regret it terribly and cry myself to sleep in the shower with skin red from scrubbing. Then I wont talk to you again and make you feel like shit, thus killing your confidence and re-afferming (sp) why you were a virgin until 25 anyway. Afterall, sex is like a subjob, If you havent had it by 18 people understand your a noob, but by 21 you just get laughed at."

She could just secretly be a whore and not give a fuck.. about fucking him. You know, there are women out there like that. I'd like to meet them, but I do know they're out there. lol