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I don't know if you knew the person who's truck you defiled, but this reminds me of a book on practical jokes and revenge. I just happened to hear the author as he was plugging it on a radio show. The things I remember from his conversation with the talk-show host are:
1. Fish Story- Get a small fish and hide it somewhere in your enemy's car or house. If you hide it well, even after he finds it everything will stink like bad fish for weeks.
2. Foam me to you- This one actually sounds a bit dangerous, I wouldn't want to try it. Freeze a can of shaving cream for a few days. When it's good and solid, you can supposedly cut open the can and the contents will be a solid block. Toss that into a cooler with dry ice. When you get to the person's car or house, take it out and toss it into where you want, it will rapidly melt and turn to foam. Supposedly, 2 cans is enough fill a car or a small bathroom. I'd just worry about it exploding as you cut it open.
3. The hot seat- The least destructive, and the most cruel. After everyone has gone home except for you, take an entire bottle of Tabasco sauce and dump it onto center of one of those dark-fabric standard office chairs. It will dry overnight and the stain should blend in. As the person's sweat reconstitutes the sauce, it will creep up to his/her anus. You can watch them squirm with an itching, burning anus for potentially weeks until they figure out it's the chair.
I can tell you a practical joke 'Not' to pull. It was April Fools Day, and my friends and I were out at a bar watching a game...and I realize I hadn't done an April fool's joke to my mom yet. So I get what I think is a genius idea and give her a call.
Hey Mom
Hi, how are you
Well good. I've got something to tell you. I met a girl a couple of weeks ago at a party, and, well, to sum it all up....Congratulations, you're going to be a grandmother!
(Silence)
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Me again: April Fools!
(Silence)
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Her: Not funny *click*