Hi.

I don't know if you knew the person who's truck you defiled, but this reminds me of a book on practical jokes and revenge. I just happened to hear the author as he was plugging it on a radio show. The things I remember from his conversation with the talk-show host are:

1. Fish Story- Get a small fish and hide it somewhere in your enemy's car or house. If you hide it well, even after he finds it everything will stink like bad fish for weeks.

2. Foam me to you- This one actually sounds a bit dangerous, I wouldn't want to try it. Freeze a can of shaving cream for a few days. When it's good and solid, you can supposedly cut open the can and the contents will be a solid block. Toss that into a cooler with dry ice. When you get to the person's car or house, take it out and toss it into where you want, it will rapidly melt and turn to foam. Supposedly, 2 cans is enough fill a car or a small bathroom. I'd just worry about it exploding as you cut it open.

3. The hot seat- The least destructive, and the most cruel. After everyone has gone home except for you, take an entire bottle of Tabasco sauce and dump it onto center of one of those dark-fabric standard office chairs. It will dry overnight and the stain should blend in. As the person's sweat reconstitutes the sauce, it will creep up to his/her anus. You can watch them squirm with an itching, burning anus for potentially weeks until they figure out it's the chair.

I can tell you a practical joke 'Not' to pull. It was April Fools Day, and my friends and I were out at a bar watching a game...and I realize I hadn't done an April fool's joke to my mom yet. So I get what I think is a genius idea and give her a call.
Hey Mom
Hi, how are you
Well good. I've got something to tell you. I met a girl a couple of weeks ago at a party, and, well, to sum it all up....Congratulations, you're going to be a grandmother!
(Silence)
(Silence)
(Silence)
Me again: April Fools!
(Silence)
(Silence)
Her: Not funny *click*
 
That's way worse than my cousins wrapping my aunt's toilet in plastic wrap.
 
Yes it was ;; I still apologize for it.

On a lighter note, not sure when this happened but I can flame in good times again sooner than expected:

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Went to the doc this morning and was diagnosed as having acid reflux. He put me on protonix (well he wanted nexium but for some retarded reason my insurance wouldn't cover that nor would it even cover the dosage of protonix he really wants me to take so he's fighting with them about that to hopefully up my dosage soon). Doc Osse, any horror stories about protonix? ;)

BTW Jam that's a really shitty april fool's joke <_<
 
PPI's are pretty safe drugs to take, not too many side effects with those. Well, aside from the men growing breasts thing, you know. No need to worry.
 
PPI's are pretty safe drugs to take, not too many side effects with those. Well, aside from the men growing breasts thing, you know. No need to worry.

LOL. Actually the gynecomastia (men developing female sex characteristics) is a side effect of cimetidine (Tagamet), an older drug for the treatment of gastric ulcers and chronic acid reflux. Aside from a small chance of yellow-brown skin spots, no other side effects come to mind, but I'll take a look.

Ok, here's what I found:


Adverse Effects

Most Frequent:
Diarrhea, Headache Disorder

Less Frequent:
Malaise

Rare:
Abdominal Pain with Cramps, Abnormal Hepatic Function Tests, Acne Vulgaris, Acute Hepatic Failure, Acute Pancreatitis, Alopecia, Anaphylaxis, Angioedema, Anorexia, Anxiety, Arthralgia, Back Pain, Blurred Vision, Bronchitis, Chest Pain, Constipation, Cough, Depression, Dizziness, Drowsy, Dysarthria, Dyspepsia, Dyspnea, Eosinophilia, Erectile Dysfunction, Erythema Multiforme, Exfoliative Dermatitis, Flatulence, Flu-Like Symptoms, Gastroenteritis, General Weakness, Hematuria, Hyperglycemia, Hyperlipidemia, Hypertonia, Hypokinesia, Impaired Cognition, Increased Appetite, Increased Urinary Frequency, Insomnia, Interstitial Nephritis, Jaundice, Maculopapular Rash, Migraine, Nausea, Neck Pain, Nervousness, Optic Neuropathy, Pain, Pancytopenia, Paresthesia, Pharyngitis, Photophobia, Pruritus of Skin, Rectal Disorders, Rhabdomyolysis, Rhinitis, Sialorrhea, Sinusitis, Skin Rash, Stevens-Johnson Syndrome, Tinnitus, Toxic Epidermal Necrolysis, Tremors, Upper Respiratory Infection, Urinary Tract Infections, Urticaria, Vertigo, Vomiting, Xerostomia

Obviously, the "rare" side-effects are just that, rare.
 
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I know you smile every time I say something cheesy. Even if it's just the corner of your mouth turning.
 
Would some of you like to try the Kraken Club BCNM (Up in Arms) tomorrow around 9:30am CST? I've never tried it and I'm short on gil. It's a Lightsday + New Moon (which probably has jack shit to do with drops, but you never know). It doesn't have to be tomorrow, I just want to try my luck on the club. The going price seems to be 30m, I'd be giddy with 1/3 of that.

Rappa told me once that a team of WAR, MNK, and WHM can beat it.
 
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I'd be interested, Draciot. I'll be home sick tomorrow. The only jobs that might be useful and that I have at lv 60+ are BLM and NIN. Anyone know if NIN/WAR, MNK/NIN and a healer (RDM or WHM) can win this consistently?
 
According to wiki, a NIN, MNK and RDM can win, but I'd have to use Hundred Fists.
 
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