How Will You Die?

jender

jender

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This has probably been posted before (which is why I barely ever post outside LS threads anymore...I get so sick of the "This was posted last year" "This looks like a MySpace post"...etc comments. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE IT, DON'T...it is supposed to be a fun distraction from work) /rant off

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

Jender Death:
At age 42 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

*I am sure this is random, so copy and paste your FIRST answer <3
 
Crookedmidget: At age 68 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

Hmm, mebbe I should dust off that spanish book. ;)
 
Ian: At age 43 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.
Haha!
 
Michael: At age 30 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

and i thought this was funny...
Michael: At age 50 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.
 
Randy: At age 41 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.



-.-
 
Mistra: At age 43 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.
 
Alex: At age 43 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.
 
Just for the funnies... I hit F5 several times and got this:

Arctyrael: At age 37
 
Can you blame 'em? I am just that boring I suppose lol
 
At age 23 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

I got 6 years to live, /cry
 
prop: At age 71 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
Click to expand...

I'd be more than happy to live this long and to have a death like this! Sign me up!
 
Wow this sucks
At age 24 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

so unorigional >.>
 
Nugotugo: At age 35 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
right....
 
cookiee: At age 67 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.
 
Tristam Green: At age 71 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

interesting...so am I trying to fabricate a bicycle using some sort of MacGyver-esque contraption?
 
Jason: At age 31 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

Probably trying to steal her cute, cuddly cub & taking it home to raise it has a tiger-pet.
 
Do like everyone else did in the 90's and get a Tamagotchi(sp)
 
Kage: At age 59 you will choke on a piece of steak

No, i think this was
 
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