How Will You Die?

At age 50 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

=/
 
Claudus: At age 31 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

I always knew :ph34r:
 
Joseph: At age 72 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.


/em high Fives Kinkk
 
Duncan: At age 73 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.
 
kevin: At age 47 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
 
Brandi Giacchetta: At age 64 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
 
Khidir: At age 38 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.

umm....wow actually that sounds kinda accurate I a bit of a meditator and I love to think >_> I can actually picture that


Tony: At age 52 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

also something I could picture....I'm the worst driver in the world my first wreck almost killed me(seriously) D:
 
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Michael: At age 20 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.


I'm 19... and I turn 20 come June 10th... D:
 
Novolo: At age 34 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose
LMFAO god i love my heroine -_-
 
david: At age 41 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.


lol oracle we got the same one!
 
Billy: At age 30 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.
 
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