Can someone plz post a summary of the last 500ish posts in this thread, maybe with some highlights and lowlights. I'm a fan of top ten lists FYI. I see it wont just die and I got behind reading it some time ago and I would rather not have to read all of that.
Back in early August, I was going through my normal routine of doing artwork and scouring the web for things to laugh at (Currently, the ongoing fail of Christian Weston Chandler / CWC / Sonichu on EncyclopediaDramatica [Thanks, Gremlyn]).
I started talking to Wakmidget in AIM. He started telling me about how he and his friend were looking at the forums of a Linkshell website naming themselves "HundredMillion". Wakmidget was telling me about how they were yet another Server Transfer HNM LS planning to come over here and "dominate Quetz".
I couldn't pass up a good laugh, so I started to read their forums.
I asked Wakmidget if I should post about it on the Flameboard. He didn't seem to mind too much. So I did.
Lulz were to be had by young and old alike.
For the next 10 to 20 pages or so of this thread, the QCDN community started trolling HundredMillion LS's forums. Making fake applications to their LS; teasing and criticizing said group.
Members of HundredMillion got butt-hurt about it and came to QCDN's flameboard in an attempt to fight back, but were initially thwarted by the QCDN Flameboard rule that you need to have a certain number of posts to reply on the flameboard. Making it funnier that all they could do was sit and watch QCDN trash them.
Then they finally started showing up with users like Atab (Ata) and Kalas... Then someone noticed a familiar .GIF animation in the signature of one of the users from HM's LS Board... After initial suspicions and further in-game logs to verify it, it turned out it was Kire again! Returning back from the abyss from whence he was banished in an effort to terrorize the denizens of Quetzalcoatl once again! Oh no!
Aside from Kire, HM's roster contains another common enemy of Quetzalcoatl. Medicineman, back for revenge. (All we need now is Cyronae, Quitita, Colbwa, Roofie, and maybe Watchyourstep and a few more I can't remember, and we'll have just about every major villain from every storyline arc of the saga that is "Quetzalcoatl Ball Z".)
Then the next 30+ pages involve applicants and members of HundredMillion reading this Flame thread and deciding the Drama is too much and that they don't want to be associated with a hated Linkshell. As a result, people begin to leave the LS and HundredMillion begins to crumble.
It gets a little hazy from there, but HundredMillion seems to have split off into two LSes. "PinkPchuuka" and "Pansies" (I could be wrong). But HundredMillion loyalists make a vain effort to silence the truth by telling all their new members to avoid reading this thread at all costs (gotta love that Nazi-style method of control over its soldiers, huh?).
Unfortunately for them, something else was also revealed from their forum. Chat logs and pictures showing that they advocate botting in all forms and encourage more botters to come forth and join their cause since they're too weak to claim on their own.
More logs are posted of them claiming, wiping, and calling for help on Fafnir.
The reeking stench of fail tickles everyone's funny bone, causing everyone on QCDN to laugh so hard that they throw up and cry with tears streaming down their cheeks at the same time.
Kire fights back on this thread a little bit and tries to backpedal and make up stuff to defend it. Kalas and Ata join in. In a vain effort to detract attention from themselves, they decide to start a flame war on Insurrection, calling Amerie a stupid bitch, while hoping everyone will forget about them.
Amerie fights back. Starts a petition. A counter-offensive is mounted. More logs are posted. The LS shuts up a bit. Safer Sephiroth appears and tries to destroy the party. Barret uses Cover on Tifa to keep her breasts from popping out and her wardrobe from malfunctioning. Cloud counters with Knights of the Round materia, while Tidus starts being Emo about how his Dad molested him with big round blitzballs. Then some Weeaboo kid on YouTube pops up out of nowhere and makes a crappy AMV about the whole thing using the song "In the End" by Linkin Park.
Currently, we're in the eye of this hurricane of a shitstorm.
It's only a matter of time before we're back into a mess of things.
... That a good summary for ya?
