Attention: These are the things I don't fucking care about and don't want to hear about in party.
* These two fall under the "Then Why The Fuck Were You Seeking?!?!?!!?" category.
- You're drunk and/or high.
- You need a drink and/or illegal substance.
- Song lyrics to your favorite song.
- How bad-ass you are (especially when you're not.)
- How tired you are.*
- How early you have to get up for work tomorrow.*
- "Just relax, it's only a game!"
* These two fall under the "Then Why The Fuck Were You Seeking?!?!?!!?" category.