I just bought Jesus!!!!

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.....LMFAO 12 inch tall jesus with "Authentic Linen Robes"

its so ridiculous and awesome I can't wait to get it. Then once I'm bored with Jesus I will crucify him, just like the rest of the world did..... LMAO
 
That's pro.

The infomercial had me cracking up.

Can anyone explain to me how Jesus getting crucified have anyhing to do with paying for the sins of mankind forever and ever?
 
nah supposedly he died for the sins up to that point. and now we're lol born into sin immediately at birth so... its our duty to beg forgiveness to get into heaven..... God sure does love us all.

Edit also when jesus martyred himself, it was supposedly that God was gonna wipe the planet, but Jesus loved everyone so he sac'd himself lol... he didn't get an R3.
 
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I always planned on killing my friends before I died then do a last minute repent. It's win win.
 
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Very first idea that came into my head seeing this, is some kid using Jesus as the "monster" that his legos, Power Rangers and G.I. Joe action figures have to beat up.
 
LMAO, I love the face of the kid. He have a "I wanted Iron Man, but all I got was this lousy Jesus" face.
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If god loved the world he'd come down himself, not send his son to die....but I digress ;P


That shit is hilarious.
 
I'm going to hell for this.

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What somebody should do is change the doll's voicebox. Make him say un-Jesusey things. Here're some ideas:

"I'd hit that!"
"When the ho don't give up that change, keep yo' pimp hand strong!"
"PRAISE DA LORD." *epic, violent fart*


k.
 
I have a bobble-head Jesus that I picked up in Chinatown that sits above my desk that watches over me with his wacky bobbling head. He's next to my talking Taco Bell chihuahua that says "Yo quiero Taco Bell".
 
I kept waiting for him to be like "and as god said onto the people worship satan..."
 
Well I was walking around when I saw this in a window...

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... and I couldn't help but to buy it.
(This was at our class trip to a Jewish Heritage Musuem in New York.)
 
This thread is sacrilege at its best.
 
Giltyguitarist said:
Amazing "Part the Red Sea" action?
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Actually yes, and to bring plagues upon people too! If I can get a picture of the back with good enough quality I will, but my camera sucks so I'll have to see.
 
Haha this reminds me of this one too:

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With Kalashnikov AK-47 assault rifle!!!

Hallowed Cloak of Invulnerability!!!

LOL
 
you know how odd would it be if some one bought that.... and threw it at a bible sales man and told them to go find god... l o l :(
 
ya know i find it odd, if this were waterboy i bet mommma would think this jesus doll IS THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!
 
I'll meet up with you guys in Hell for a beer.
 
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