I was sexually assulted...

I'm up for some sexual lovins...........

Even have my wizard hat and robe.

After, I'll make you some waffles......
 
tonicfly said:
Actually just to point out offering sex to someone that is unwanting of sex is sexual assault. the line between assualt and harassmant is very thin. It all depends on how the pursuer goes about trying to get sex from someone. Sexual harassement can be deemed valid if someone just follows another person around staring at them in a lustfull manner. And for that situation to become Sexual assault would be for that person to brush up against the person they are following around in an inappropriate manner.

and fire im not trying to be anal im just a guy thats extremely bored at work looking for something to do.

The actual definition of sexual assault is:

Conduct of a sexual or indecent nature toward another person that is accompanied by actual or threatened physical force or that induces fear, shame, or mental suffering.

Being as this wasn't the case, it's important, especially for guys to know what the law really is. Now the OP may have not really thought it was sexual assault and is just joking, but it is important this day and age to know what really is the law.

If she said "Give me that galka sausage or I'm going to cut you!" That's assault.
 
Nakoa said:
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That link is broken (on my comp at least), i tried right-click/show picture and that didnt work either....
 
Xean said:
Galkas don't even have any of that. They're asexual. They don't need a rod for themselves.
I know, I just don't wanna hafto think that they're that close to Michael Jackson.
 
Oh ok. And lol.
 
mastershake said:
I'm up for some sexual lovins...........

Even have my wizard hat and robe.

After, I'll make you some waffles......

Waffles you say?...... :spiteful:
 
Sorry tim i hope that event doesn't leave permanent scars on the rest of ur life =/
 
This Myrie girl(?) sends me tells occasionally when I'm in Bastok, wanting to trade cyber sex for hunting Leaping Lizzy for 'her male friend who's account she is playing on.'

=/
 
Ya boy Yusuke said:
This flame is so muthafuckin gay. Yall say my flames is whack but this kid can talk about some broad coming on to him and shit. FUCK U STUPID ASS BITCHS lol. I woulda fucked w/ that bitch. Let that ho ride my galka meat, ya heard? haha

Haha, that post made me grin so wide.
 
Ya boy Yusuke said:
This flame is so muthafuckin gay. Yall say my flames is whack but this kid can talk about some broad coming on to him and shit. FUCK U STUPID ASS BITCHS lol. I woulda fucked w/ that bitch. Let that ho ride my galka meat, ya heard? haha

After i stood up for your ass in your running thread goin on right now...That takes some fuckin nerve pal...

I wasnt in the mood to mess with anyone, i was so stunned the whole thing happened i couldnt even think of anything to say. 10 minutes later i thought of about 20 things i wish i would have said.
 
Tim Wakefield said:
After i stood up for your ass in your running thread goin on right now...That takes some fuckin nerve pal...

I wasnt in the mood to mess with anyone, i was so stunned the whole thing happened i couldnt even think of anything to say. 10 minutes later i thought of about 20 things i wish i would have said.
Something along the lines of "sure"?
 
I was approached by this same person in Bastok at the AH. Used the same lines and everything very strange...must be really bored or something lol.
 
Tim Wakefield said:
After i stood up for your ass in your running thread goin on right now...That takes some fuckin nerve pal...

I wasnt in the mood to mess with anyone, i was so stunned the whole thing happened i couldnt even think of anything to say. 10 minutes later i thought of about 20 things i wish i would have said.

I appreciate that my nigga but u gonna flame a girl for trying to get some dick? Let that ho ride yo galka rod haha! have some fun kid, thatz all the girl wanted, some freaky weirdo fun. I woulda givin it to her, Let her ride yusuke peice, MANN HOLD UP Lol
 
lmao, i'm with yusuke on this one you shoulda flopped it out in sections XD
 
chpal said:
o.0 wow. some ppl have no respect. So he/she basically wanted you to give them gil for that? eww

*btw I dont charge for my tottaly unheterosexual hugs* (if youve been around me you know what I mean *_*)

God only knows why you don't. G'day sailor :P
 
Im with Yusuke. shoulds just hit it n quit it. and if she says anything about gil just say yeah that will be 100k for my services.
 
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