I'm Back Dumbass Mother fuckers D:< .. Hi

which was my point :p
 
Yeah I realized that only seconds after I hit the submit button.
I just didn't feel like correcting myself with a double post.
 
Fucking Christ.. Now he's just spamming my myspace with messages lol. There's gotta be some sort of blocking function...
 
Orinna said:
Fucking Christ.. Now he's just spamming my myspace with messages lol. There's gotta be some sort of blocking function...
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De-friend him and set your page to private.
 
Tristam Green said:
*addendum* Tempting as it is in this context, let's everyone not continue the tumor jokes - cancer isn't really a laughing matter, and it shows the massive disrespect Xzerper has for cancer sufferers and survivors by his cockamammy stories.
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A bit late to reply to this, but agreed. I was thinking the exact same thing when this thread was first posted because I just found out this past Monday that my aunt was diagnosed with breast cancer. :(
 
Xzerper my man!!! What up yo! Glad to hear you aint kicked the bucket (yet, or ever?) Too bad you aint comin back to FFXI, but your case proves my point, energy drinks are the devil!!! Hit me up with your email yo so we can stay in touch.
 
Xzerper said:
They gave me an estimated time to live, so I left and quit FFXI. HOWEVER. When the condition 'magically' dissapeared. We found out the doctor didnt even do his test results right, and found it to be that my brain had absorbed, and took in too much water because of the massive Energy Drinks I consumed while playing Video Games.
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If the energy drinks didn't exist, there's only one other explanation...

Video Games cause cancer!
 
Aww you didn't die ; ; <3 you crazy sob
 
Benihana said:
OMFG biggest bunch of bullshit I have ever read in my life, lmao. I feel sorry for whatever loser actually believes this. The tumor magically disappeared? You must be fucking kidding me with that rediculous excuse. You should've thought of something better you fucking retard.
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Someone obviosuly can't read that the tumor was a bulge of water/blood.

Although, I still call bullshit. When tumors are developed it still takes some fucking doctors so long to even figure out you came to them over cancer. Then when you really got some cancer they go, "whoops, you got like 6 days."

Trust me, I had a tumor in my brain one time.
 
Yea, well if you bothered with the rest of the thread, you would know that he is in fact a liar, and I was saying he should of come up with a more plausible excuse for why he was still alive.
 
Benihana said:
Yea, well if you bothered with the rest of the thread, you would know that he is in fact a liar, and I was saying he should of come up with a more plausible excuse for why he was still alive.
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Zombie?
 
This shit is retarded. I read the first page, and went this is bull shit.

You expect any of us to believe that a drink that is primarily sugar to have caused a bulge in your head that looked like a tumor? On your brain? You didn't get a second opinion from an oncologist?

It's not funny to joke about cancer. I hope someone kicks you in the balls for this one, and then you're diagnosed with a rare cancer to be a second swift kick in the balls. That takes a lot for me to say that too.
 
romperstomper said:
This shit is retarded. I read the first page, and went this is bull shit.

You expect any of us to believe that a drink that is primarily sugar to have caused a bulge in your head that looked like a tumor? On your brain? You didn't get a second opinion from an oncologist?

It's not funny to joke about cancer. I hope someone kicks you in the balls for this one, and then you're diagnosed with a rare cancer to be a second swift kick in the balls. That takes a lot for me to say that too.
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He was drinking "Bumblebee Energy Drink" which is made through an intricate process of radiating Power Thirst with gamma rays. This would have been easily documented if it wasn't for the fact that nobody can find any information on the drink actually existing.
 
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