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Genkaku

Genkaku

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I dont have much time, just a quick hello to tell everyone im alive and in basic.

Motherfuckin Hooah!

Anyone miss me yet lol

Im so sexy in uniform
 
Genkaku said:
I dont have much time, just a quick hello to tell everyone im alive and in basic.

Motherfuckin Hooah!

Anyone miss me yet lol

Im so sexy in uniform
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miss ya yes sexy nooooooooooooooooooooooo
lol stay safe buddy
 
Remember the first rule of the military: Don't volunteer for anything.
 
smexy

Now drop down and gimmie 10, if ya know what I'm sayin'!!!
 
Yes, but the person who gets voluntold may not be you.
 
Why haven't you called me??!! The kids are all hungry.. their shoes.. they have holes in them and the electric company shut our power off!!! SEND MONEY NAOW!!
 
they let you use the internet in basic now? whoa, times have changed since i was there...
 
Well, it is Canadian basic. I mean, they get all kinds of things mixed up. Just look at their bacon.
 
They tried bagged milk at my middle school for about two months... It ended rather abruptly when someone tossed a couple bags of chocolate milk off an I-95 overpass, fractured the windshield of a school bus, and nearly caused a very major traffic accident.
 
Canada - oh wow milk in bags. Easy to pour, less plastic use than jugs, lack of brainwashing advertising, no stupid lost kid on the carton who played too much x-box. Nice fresh local milk.

America - lookie squishie ballon baggie white thing!! Must .... toss..... at...... carrrr.... injure.... people..... YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! KABOOOOM SPLOOOOSHIEEEEE!
 
If you're going to try to tell me you never had kids cause mischief with pint-size milk bags, I'm simply going to take it as proof that Canadians aren't really human.
 
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If you're going to try to tell me you never had kids cause mischief with pint-size milk bags, I'm simply going to take it as proof that Canadians aren't really human.
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I am not. I am just retaliating with a stupid statement against equally stupid statements being thrown in Canada's direction. The bacon and milk thing is very old and inaccurate.

p.s. I could say that we may get our bacon confused but we can tell the difference between a WMD and a pile of dried camel crap but I'm not that anti-american....yet.
 
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That explains those crazy flopping heads and whatnot you all have.

I watch South Park, I know the truth. You're up there... waiting for us to let our guard down. Sharpening your ice skates.
 
Wait... they let you on the internet in basic in Canada? O_o
I feel like I was cheated!
 
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