Insta Hitman, as low as $19.99!

They only want $118.98 to melt me ;o
 
Tyrath said:
They only want $118.98 to melt me ;o
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You don't have to pay if you're not satisfied with the way they melted you!
 
I thought this was an ad bot to begin with. D:


small print cracks me up.


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Omfg That's Awsome $0.99 to kill ym brother with drugs
 
Chasym said:
48 dollars for my wife to have an "accident"
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Aww, gee, I love you to honey... Thankfully I'll be spending only $12.99 for your accidental death... I'll use the difference to help me enjoy selling your items on your char ;)
 
$126.99 to crush a friend of mine who pissed me off.
 
10 dollars for the full works on myself, think ill get a couple its so darn cheap
 
the sites are ruined by banners, if they were making the kind of money they charge, they wouldn't need banners.
 
$22.29 to kill a friend with "The Works" :O
 
$239.99 to do "The Works" to myself... they are prolly accounting for the fact that I will kill them first and they might go through a couple hitmen.
 
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