Jyakotsu

[Rappa]

Okay I'm just sick and tired of this hypocritical piece of shit running his mouth all over qcdn like he matters, so I'm making a topic for everyone to vent about this pecker and how fucking annoying he is. I'll start with my own personal experiences with him as best as I can remember using both my own memory and the handy qcdn search function.

I started noticing this douche around June, the time of the whole Neolink incident. I don't really feel like recapping all of that, but I noticed that he liked to chime in on this incident a lot, including making a topic celebrating Neolink leaving our server (this was after Neolink was banned which iirc we aren't supposed to be doing in the first place). He still wasn't incredibly annoying at this point though I did comment in his topic that the only reason Neolink stuck around was due to people lavishing him with attention, like the topic in question. For some reason he just kept goading Neolink to come back with new accounts and post more. I finally pointed this out and Eleibfrid closed the topic. The topic is below, nothing terribly exciting but still my first real time having to deal with him aside from runins in topics we both posted in where nothing was really exchanged:

http://www.qcdn.org/ffxi/showthread.php?t=46660

Mere days later is when he first started to actually get on my nerves. This was when server migrations were opened up originally, and Jyakotsu decides to make a topic on general discussion saying we should make a list of all server transferees, a kind of "hot list" if you will of people to look at with suspicion until they proved to be good people. This lead to some discussion about witch hunting and the like. He even said himself....

Honestly even though a person leaves and we should give the benefit of the doubt... id rather have a list of those entering the server.... Even for precautionary measures...

This is the first of what would be many times where I got to see him completely overreact to something. He basically wanted to brand everyone who came to our server "just in case", which to me is completely retarded. You can read the topic here, it's full of paranoia and fail:

http://www.qcdn.org/ffxi/showthread.php?t=46659

At this same time someone transferred to our server named Deltas. Now granted, Deltas had a history coming in, but Jyakotsu starts a big flame in Deltas linkshell recruiting topic, which again violated the rules. It got out of control and Eleibfrid stepped in and purged the topic. Then afterwards Jyakotsu again sticks his nose in and links to his flameboard topic about Deltas.

http://www.qcdn.org/ffxi/showthread.php?t=46611

So let's looks at the Deltas flame. It doesn't take long to get to the actual root of his problem with Deltas....

First off, I dont give the benefit of the doubt because my RL friends know this fucker... And he is not a very nice person. If one of my RL Friends lists off someone they think is a turdmuncher.. AND gives me evidence and reasons why ?. Guess what? I dont give a flying fuck if he pretended to be the Nicest player ever... He made my shit list.

So basically, what his RL friends say goes. Nothing else matters I guess. I don't really care one way or the other about Deltas. I don't think I even replied to the flame itself in the topic. He moved it to the flameboard at least, but he still had alterior motives which he was basically creating a whole serverwide manhunt because of. The Deltas flame is below but it's pretty dull so I wouldn't recommend reading it.

http://www.qcdn.org/ffxi/showthread.php?t=46699

So at this point we can see he's pretty delusional, his rl friends make him into some sort of weird headhunter, and he likes to use profanity a lot.

My next runin with him involved him flaming someone who asked him what his pt setup was when he sent them an invite. He even quotes the conversation in the flame...

Jyakotsu: Hiya {experience points} {party?}
Chemira: What is the setup? .....
Jyakotsu: Nevermind
Chemira: Thanks you just saved me from a big headache

Apparently this was way offbase and totally elitist for Chemira to ask and thus merited him getting flamed. Okay then. You can read the rest of the flame yourself, it's equally asinine. How dare people expect decent xp?

http://www.qcdn.org/ffxi/showthread.php?t=47430

Finally..... July 20th. D-Day. The day that will forever be remembered as the worst day in QCDN history, the flame about ninjalotting Myrrh's YYR was created.

http://www.qcdn.org/ffxi/showthread.php?t=47773

The original flame was actually okay aside from having a retarded title that was later changed. The problem is that it became an OBSESSION for the little moron. I seriously think that since July 20th, 2007, Jyakotsu hasn't dreamt of anything at night other than this event. It's STILL TO THIS DAY in his sig, several months later. This incident has been referenced in more topics than anything in the history of qcdn. It's hard to find the examples since the search engine won't work for the term "yyr" but I really don't think I need to link to them anyway since I'm sure everyone who has read this far into the topic already is more than familiar with all the bullshit derails this dumb incident started.

After this incident he gets into some sort of scuffle with Romperstomper about racism or something. He throws a hissy fit after overreacting as usual and makes a flame about it. My favorite part? The flame just "coincidentally" gets posted right after Romper gets banned from the site and is unable to defend himself. Fucking pathetic, but not unexpected considering who we are talking about. Romper said some stuff sure, but the way this flame "conveniently" came after him getting banned was low, and jyakotsu's posts after the unbanning when they argue are just laughable.

http://www.qcdn.org/ffxi/showthread.php?t=49921

Next we have what I consider to be the most petty thing he's done yet. He gets mad that I own him in yet another topic (which really isn't that hard) so he petitions to the mods and admins of the site to try to get some way to blacklist me on the boards. He actually wants mods/admins to waste their real life time coding up something he can just do himself by just not reading my posts. The funny and ironic thing is that even if they go through with it and he does blacklist me, he'll just click on every post I make since he, like Vang, is a member of the "Rappa's Ballsweat of the Month Club" of people who can't get enough of me and everything I do so I just sell them my ballsweat to bathe in.

http://www.qcdn.org/ffxi/showthread.php?t=51512

And finally, the reason I made this topic in the first place is his post on Dynamis Scheduling today. Arturus wants to step down from his current position of posting everyone's schedules and asks for replacements. The plan is to have people agree to do it then let the mods decide on someone. Audino volunteers and only hours later Jyakotsu shows up to chime in about how he doesn't want to have to "deal" with Audino for the whole 5 seconds of every month it would take to pm him their schedule and tries to blackball someone who is freely and willingly offering their free time to the site. That's just bullshit.

http://www.qcdn.org/ffxi/showthread.php?t=51637

To end this way too long thread it's hypocritical quote time!

On flaming outside the flameboard (yes, posted in Good Times):

fuck you jamal, dont troll and FLAME BAIT on good times asshole.

On flameboard etiquette (because jyakotsu doesn't do anything hypocritical):

>.> says the one who flames about every single person he/she/it pts w/

On involving linkshells in non-related incidents *coughYYRINCIDENTcough* (quote is here since I can't do the linky quote thing easily):

Why would you bring a linkshell into this, there is no correlation between Zyn's linkshell and the fact that I've walked in and chain 250 with 3 other pts there. I'm pretty sure i've kicked out a shitload of people in the mire due to high chains. If you dont like it then be polite, dont fucking drag linkshells into a thread that had nothing to do w/ them in the first place.

There you have it, plenty of reasons I can't stand this crapstain on qcdn's undies. I probably forgot plenty of good flameboard fodder, but I'm hoping the things I missed will come up when other people share their experiences with him. Peace!

 

[Xalioniaf]

Things

The quote in your sig sums everything up.

 

[Makelith]

Holy crap. That is like a frikkin' book. Its hardly ever any fun to read a Rappa flame, because he does so much owning right from the get-go, that the rest of the owning doesn't really have a place.

 

[Trippyhippy]

I think he just acts like a child. Ya know, the kind you see screaming and crying at a restaurant because they think it isn't fair they can't have a piece of cake.

I had a nice little post typed up to reply to that request to be able to ignore "someone who is a mod", but it seemed a bit harsh for a non-flameboard post so I decided against it.

He really just needs to grow up.

Like it says in my sig, expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

 

[Sanoske]

A+ simply for sheer volume of information included.

 

[Kelyon]

See my sig for an addition Rappa. Thank you for posting, i am sick and tired of his worthless fucking bullshit.

 

[Rappa]

tampoon'd

 

[Lukas]

Touch me.

 

[Mirewen]

Bored at work? I know I am.

You don't like having a personal stalker? :/

 

[Xalioniaf]

Oh!
I'm early adopting this as flame of the year.

 

[Kelyon]

Oh!
I'm early adopting this as flame of the year.

This and the Tarutaru thread.

 

[Xalioniaf]

This and the Tarutaru thread.

Now that the taru thread's in GD, it's more thread of the year than flame of the year

 

[Rappa]

Bored at work? I know I am.

You should be pming me then! I made burritos for dinner, you want one?

 

[Kelyon]

Duh, i read it as thread of the year, not flame. Anyway, yea this wins, or any other FB topic where jyak gets knocked down a peg or two.

 

[Brightblade]

So thats what a flame is supposed to look like, now I get it. Thanks for the links, but I like it when you single out the "meat and potatoes" of it. /cheers

 

[Jeska]

So thats what a flame is supposed to look like, now I get it. Thanks for the links, but I like it when you single out the "meat and potatoes" of it. /cheers

Lol Bright welcome to the chaos that is flaming, there are some truely classic efforts within these varied threads and they often make amusing reading material.

 

[Tim Wakefield]

"You must spread more reputation around before giving it to Rappa again"

Fuck. Thank you. I remember rating him down for a quote he had that said something along the lines of "Just let it go" (possibly in the Romper thread), ironic because of the constant reminder of YYR thievery we get to see in his sig every waking moment. Of course, I'm too lazy to dig it up, but you get the point. Hypocritical people make me smile. As usual, this thread delivers.

 

[Xalioniaf]

What's sad is this thread probably won't go very far, seeing as jyak doesn't seem to want to post in this thread at all :/

 

[Miros]

stuff

He just opened up a can of the ass whoop on Jya. Flameboard is hot lately.

 

[Tim Wakefield]

Irony, thy name is...

Not to start a flame war. But *blahblahblah*

Lawls for all